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Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:58 am
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:58 am
Posted by OKtiger
Tulsa, OK
Member since Nov 2014
8586 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 11:59 am to
Where do they get those from? Twitter? Pretty entertaining
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79980 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:02 pm to
Why is Texas on there? They had a bye last week.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

Our offensive line blocked worse than Charlie sheens immune system.


Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23870 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:03 pm to
No South Carolina losing to Citadel?

Lame.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:03 pm to
Message boards including this one
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95873 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:05 pm to
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No South Carolina losing to Citadel?


Besides dude crying, is anyone really melting anymore? I pretty much just laughed Saturday off
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:06 pm to
oh, i thought this would just be screen caps of the tiger rant.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83429 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:07 pm to
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I imagine being a DC against LSU is like being a DC on Tecmo Bowl. There's always a 1/4 chance your going to know the exact play LSU is running
Posted by spacewrangler
In my easy chair with my boots on..
Member since Sep 2009
9741 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:13 pm to
This is why everyone is giving L5U fans shite. Way to many post like this below by the fans. While Les may need to go he doesn't deserve to be treated the way he has been by L5U fans. It is pathetic and down right wrong to trash him. He has been a very good coach, a very good ambassador to the university, been nothing but class and has done way too much good outside of the stadium to be shite on.


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Cam Cameron should lose his fricking job, Les Miles is an overrated piece of shite that has lead LSU to being a worse team every single year since 2011
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46418 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:13 pm to
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frick YOU VERNE
YOU FAT BISCUIT frick


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Run run run the ball, gently up the seams! Merrily merrily merrily merrily oh shite it's 4th and 3!


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Two carries in the 2nd half? Man, I don't know what Beck was on, but I wanna try some because damn it must be good stuff. Like "I'm-seeing-dragons-in-the-kitchen-and-I'm-outside"-level good.


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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this playcalling gave me cancer anyway.


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I'd rather frick a woodchipper than have to deal with Tim Beck for another season.


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Omg I'm going to burn down this Christmas tree my wife just put up.


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Hopefully our coaches will hand out participation trophies.


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Dylan Haines is slower than constipated shite.


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We're the cheddar bob of college football


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They could just kneel on the ball on the one and we'd hold in the end zone on the next play and give them 2 points and the ball back.


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You could make a 30 for 30 about this Texas program the last 5 yrs. what if I told you a shoulder injury could cripple an entire institution.


Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:15 pm to
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Murder me and shite on my grave
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frick YOU VERNE 
YOU FAT BISCUIT frick

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Verne got a fat potato head hard on! He disgusts me.

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Yup. Urban needs to fricking call out those 2 twats running this offense. I'm tired of him coddling these pieces of shite. 

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Dylan Haines is slower than constipated shite

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Sure. A flag. because. we like flags. Yay! Not against us. Jump around and have sex with everyone.
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Jerking it with no lube to listeater scissoring OU's tranny cheerleader would hurt less than the continual punch in the dick we kept delivering to ourselves today


This post was edited on 11/24/15 at 12:18 pm
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
12701 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

frick YOU VERNE 
YOU FAT BISCUIT frick


Posted by MSU5
Memphis
Member since Aug 2011
3411 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:33 pm to
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Our offensive line blocked worse than Charlie sheens immune system.


By far my favorite one
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:39 pm to
Since 2009, Texas has been featured so many times on Meltdown they're recycling their rants.

They need new material.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:39 pm to
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Our offensive line blocked worse than Charlie sheens immune system.


That is a great one
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4409 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:42 pm to
There's a lot to be said for the understated sadness and resignation of:
Seriously. It's official. I'd rather spend time with the in-laws.
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 12:56 pm to
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Need something more fun to do....where did I put the tax code


No fans melt as liquid as the horns...
Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
15163 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:02 pm to
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Our offensive line blocked worse than Charlie sheens immune system.


DAMN.....
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