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Is Saban's ego this big, or is he hiding something small?

Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:26 am
Posted by bastropbham
Birmingham, Al
Member since Nov 2008
604 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:26 am
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Saban is treated like a U.S. president at some public events, and this year’s SEC Media Days gathering was no exception. Jon Solomon of the Birmingham News reported that his colleagues could not enter the men’s bathroom at the event while Saban relieved himself. Solomon wrote that Saban was accompanied to the restroom by Alabama coordinator of athletic relations Cedric Burns as a pair of security guards blocked the entrance. The deference to Saban miffed some workers waiting for restroom relief. “Hope he hurries up,” Solomon quoted a photographer. “I’ve got to go.”
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18754 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:27 am to
:sabansessed:
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:28 am to
small penis.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18144 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:28 am to
you know that all bama and saban related threads belong on the Tiger Rant

im gonna RA for a move
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40250 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:28 am to
cant have people seeing him blow a rail down
Posted by Bobby Moore
Red Hill, Mississippi
Member since Jun 2005
17751 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:28 am to
Didn't want anyone to see his small penis......
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:29 am to
quote:

Solomon wrote that Saban was accompanied to the restroom by Alabama coordinator of athletic relations Cedric Burns as a pair of security guards blocked the entrance.


Maybe he just wanted a quick handjob in private.
Posted by TideSatchel
Member since Nov 2011
2581 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:29 am to
been germans for months now, yet here you are, still thinking about saban's dick.
Posted by JordonfortheJ
Bavaria-Germany
Member since Mar 2012
14547 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:30 am to
Dude the season has started if you didnt realize it..... shouldnt you be worried about what your team is doing and their chances of getting back to the 'Ship instead of losing sleep over an Ex Coach?
This post was edited on 9/10/12 at 11:31 am
Posted by Emergent C Steve
Death Valley
Member since Nov 2007
1732 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:35 am to
My Daughter worked at the Gap in Town Center in Baton Rouge when Saban coached here.
They had to close the store to the public when he came to shop with his bodyguard.
No one was allowed to speak to him unless he asked a direct question.
Actually he seems to me to more like the Queen of England than the President of the United States.
Posted by bastropbham
Birmingham, Al
Member since Nov 2008
604 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:35 am to
Lighten up dude. It's a joke, maybe.
Posted by TideSatchel
Member since Nov 2011
2581 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:36 am to
21-0
Posted by bastropbham
Birmingham, Al
Member since Nov 2008
604 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:42 am to
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21-0


9-6, I mean really can't you be a tiny more imagnitive
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18144 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:43 am to
quote:

My Daughter worked at the Gap in Town Center in Baton Rouge when Saban coached here.
They had to close the store to the public when he came to shop with his bodyguard.
No one was allowed to speak to him unless he asked a direct question.
Actually he seems to me to more like the Queen of England than the President of the United States.


no way saban shops at the Gap
Posted by LsuTool
Member since Oct 2009
34843 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:43 am to
Saban has to be one of the biggest pricks alive, but he wins football games.
Posted by TideSatchel
Member since Nov 2011
2581 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:45 am to
Love it when you think the 9-6 card still works. Good stuff there.

And I could, but it just doesn't get any better than 21-0. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

But hey, cool thread about Saban's dick.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72025 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:48 am to
quote:

it just doesn't get any better than 21-0. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
No freaking doubt. Y'all destroyed us, but come on.

What guy goes to the bathroom with another guy? Saban has some questions to answer.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139782 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:49 am to
The answer to the OPs question is YES.
Posted by TideSatchel
Member since Nov 2011
2581 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:50 am to
Because he's a megacelebrity and media days are when the crazies come out. You don't think some hicks would've been all over his arse before he could finish shaking and zip up? It's pretty obvious.

Or you could look up one of the countless threads about this from a couple months ago, unless you guys just wanted to talk about Saban's dick, in which case, I'm down for that too.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:52 am to
quote:

Scruffy


If you were Nick Saban, would you want to go to a public restroom in Alabama filled with natives?
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