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Is aTm the new Westboro Baptist Church
Posted on 10/19/22 at 8:46 am
Posted on 10/19/22 at 8:46 am
*Obvious cult in both cases
*Nobody likes it when either shows up (even though the WBC would probably show up for their bowl game)
*Their non-existence would be a net positive for planet Earth
*They both suck
*WBC hates gay people/aTm refuses to come out of the closet which = gay hate
*They both suck
*Nobody likes it when either shows up (even though the WBC would probably show up for their bowl game)
*Their non-existence would be a net positive for planet Earth
*They both suck
*WBC hates gay people/aTm refuses to come out of the closet which = gay hate
*They both suck
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Posted on 10/19/22 at 8:48 am to Faurot fodder
This probably sounded funnier in your head huh
Posted on 10/19/22 at 8:48 am to Faurot fodder
Can I steal this concept for a for later date?
Posted on 10/19/22 at 8:50 am to Faurot fodder
They're more like the fat kid who never gets picked for kick ball.
Posted on 10/19/22 at 8:51 am to Imber
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They're more like the fat kid who never gets picked for kick ball.
That's the main demographic for WBC
Posted on 10/19/22 at 8:52 am to Faurot fodder
The weirdness of a&m is more extreme than the WBC.
Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:03 am to Faurot fodder
Largest cult in the world. More money than the government. The best, most loyal fans of any university in the world. Largest, most generous alumni association in the world.
Your envy is showing fodder.
Your envy is showing fodder.
Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:44 am to Faurot fodder
Texas A&M is the janitor at a law firm that tries to make fun of an income partner for not being promoted to equity partner 
Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:45 am to DuckTalesLOL
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DuckTalesLOL
Westboro Baptist Church Member confirmed
Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:49 am to Buster83
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Largest cult in the world. More money than the government. The best, most loyal fans of any university in the world. Largest, most generous alumni association in the world.
Your envy is showing fodder.
So we are the Catholic Church?
Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:51 am to XWing atAliciousness
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Texas A&M is the janitor at a law firm that tries to make fun of an income partner for not being promoted to equity partner
Texas is the beer-gutted, fifth generation trust fund kid stumbling drunk through the 19th hole at lunchtime and rambling about how their great-grandad once was a real player.
Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:52 am to Faurot fodder
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*Obvious cult in both cases
*Nobody likes it when either shows up (even though the WBC would probably show up for their bowl game)
*Their non-existence would be a net positive for planet Earth
*They both suck
*WBC hates gay people/aTm refuses to come out of the closet which = gay hate
*They both suck
And I am sure someone would have something to say about Mizzou if we could even remember they are in the conference.
Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:53 am to Windy City
quote:Damn. A beer-gutted trust fund kid has been dominating you your entire life and was recently named the best there is? Great self-own there, bud
Texas is the beer-gutted, fifth generation trust fund kid stumbling drunk through the 19th hole at lunchtime and rambling about how their great-grandad once was a real player.
Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:58 am to Windy City
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And I am sure someone would have something to say about Mizzou if we could even remember they are in the conference.
People only know you're here because of the smell. Definitely not because you've accomplished anything of note. You haven't even made it to the championship game ONCE.
Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:59 am to XWing atAliciousness
If you look at the totals of how you got there, the biggest contributors are golf, rowing, and tennis.
Don't get everyone too excited now.
Don't get everyone too excited now.
Posted on 10/19/22 at 9:59 am to XWing atAliciousness
Good morning dipshit.
TIME TO SHOW US YOUR DIPLOMA POSER!
TIME TO SHOW US YOUR DIPLOMA POSER!
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:00 am to MIzzouMark
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People only know you're here because of the smell. Definitely not because you've accomplished anything of note. You haven't even made it to the championship game ONCE.
I was kidding, we all know Mizzou because it is the guaranteed win on the schedule in pretty much everything every year.
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:02 am to Faurot fodder
Garbage post - I can't believe you have so many upvotes
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:02 am to Buster83
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The best, most loyal fans of any university in the world.
When you lose 21 in a row and sell them all of out along the way, let us know...
Posted on 10/19/22 at 10:04 am to Windy City
quote:Actually, Texas had 10/18 teams finish either No. 1 or No. 2 in the nation.
If you look at the totals of how you got there, the biggest contributors are golf, rowing, and tennis.
Don't get everyone too excited now.
Your own pathetic school did cartwheels for finishing 25th, and even said it was an honor to "be considered among the nation's best"
That sure was nice of you rejects to consider Texas the absolute best!!!
Please keep self-owning yourself. This is hilarious
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