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Insecure Big 6 on the Rant
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:42 am
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:42 am
Alright who in this conference makes your personal list for Insecure Big 6. Please make sure to include justified reasons.
1. Auburn
They play the little brother role to two other Big 6 compatriots (Bama and Georgia) Their insecurities can be smelled all the way from Athens. Everything is a dick measuring contest with them
2. Missouri
They're the new kids on the block and yes they have won the weak as shite East twice, but still fail to get the recognition the true big boys get. In my mind they're essentially that 11 year old cousin that no one really likes at thanksgiving that tries to make conversation at the adult table.
3. Arkansas
Seriously. We all see straight through your sailing.
4. Ole Miss
They haul in these miracle recruiting classes, but still find a way to choke on a fat one come big game day. Also how do you lose to LSU?
5. Miss State
Their program is essentially Gotham City at the end of Dak Knight Rises, but instead of Dak getting rid of the nuke he has it picked off in the end zone.
6. Tennessee
You get slot number 6 because we can't blame y'all for being so down trodden. You caught a case of Kiffin-Dooley's syndrome and it's gonna take a while to shake it. Prayers sent. That said Butch is only treating the symptoms and he is in no way the cure.
1. Auburn
They play the little brother role to two other Big 6 compatriots (Bama and Georgia) Their insecurities can be smelled all the way from Athens. Everything is a dick measuring contest with them
2. Missouri
They're the new kids on the block and yes they have won the weak as shite East twice, but still fail to get the recognition the true big boys get. In my mind they're essentially that 11 year old cousin that no one really likes at thanksgiving that tries to make conversation at the adult table.
3. Arkansas
Seriously. We all see straight through your sailing.
4. Ole Miss
They haul in these miracle recruiting classes, but still find a way to choke on a fat one come big game day. Also how do you lose to LSU?
5. Miss State
Their program is essentially Gotham City at the end of Dak Knight Rises, but instead of Dak getting rid of the nuke he has it picked off in the end zone.
6. Tennessee
You get slot number 6 because we can't blame y'all for being so down trodden. You caught a case of Kiffin-Dooley's syndrome and it's gonna take a while to shake it. Prayers sent. That said Butch is only treating the symptoms and he is in no way the cure.
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Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:47 am to DirtyDawg
Georgia fan starts thread about being insecure and puts Auburn #1, failing to see the irony. Typical.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:50 am to DirtyDawg
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:50 am to The Breeze
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Typical.
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The Breeze
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Member since Jul 2015
This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 1:52 am
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:51 am to DirtyDawg
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still find a way to choke on a fat one come big game day.
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Georgia Fan
This was the best part.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:52 am to DirtyDawg
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They haul in these miracle recruiting classes
You mean the one top 10 class whose top players are just now juniors?
This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 1:54 am
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:52 am to Henry Jones Jr
We beat them last time they played here.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 2:06 am to DirtyDawg
Define "insecure." None of your op specifics or points have anything to do with insecurities except for once mentioning "insecurities." You don't offer any real "justified reasons," only generalities based on melodramatic nonsense unrelated to sports.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 2:09 am to DirtyDawg
if yall had qb like dak yalls team catch up to no body gettin cuffed
now yall aggin and volin like yall scared believe this yall aint bettern shite
gotdam puss
now yall aggin and volin like yall scared believe this yall aint bettern shite
gotdam puss
This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 2:15 am
Posted on 8/6/15 at 2:10 am to DirtyDawg
Weak. You're supposed to be better than this. 
This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 2:11 am
Posted on 8/6/15 at 2:13 am to rmnldr
It's hard to live up to my threads of yesteryear
Guess I lost the midas touch
Guess I lost the midas touch
Posted on 8/6/15 at 2:31 am to MercerBears
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if yall had qb like dak yalls team catch up to no body gettin cuffed
now yall aggin and volin like yall scared believe this yall aint bettern shite
gotdam puss
Posted on 8/6/15 at 2:34 am to MercerBears
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yall aggin and volin
Posted on 8/6/15 at 2:37 am to DirtyDawg
1:42am and posts a thread about other teams who are insecure 
Posted on 8/6/15 at 4:07 am to DirtyDawg
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DirtyDawg
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Guess I lost
Posted on 8/6/15 at 4:12 am to MercerBears
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now yall aggin and volin like yall scared believe this yall aint bettern shite
gotdam puss
The fricking king is back
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:50 am to MercerBears
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if yall had qb like dak yalls team catch up to no body gettin cuffed
now yall aggin and volin like yall scared believe this yall aint bettern shite
gotdam puss
You edited this? Really?
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:57 am to DirtyDawg
It's cute how UGA fans try to play the little brother card.
They try sooo hard to be like Alabama fans just without the entire history of winning to back it up.
They try sooo hard to be like Alabama fans just without the entire history of winning to back it up.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:38 am to DirtyDawg
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weak as shite East
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2. Missouri
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:44 am to joeyb147
1) UGA: know they have not won anything. Jealous of Auburns national success. Their super bowl is beating Auburn, while forgetting their own record against UF
2) Arkie: Their insecurity is based on the lack of respect that they crave
3) MSU: location, history, closest to TTown in distance, one of the furthest away in success
4) USC: knows we would have preferred Clemson
5) mizzou: know the east is down and that they are not a true southern team (damn yankees)
6) Auburn: living with Bamas unprecedented success, insecure about media.
2) Arkie: Their insecurity is based on the lack of respect that they crave
3) MSU: location, history, closest to TTown in distance, one of the furthest away in success
4) USC: knows we would have preferred Clemson
5) mizzou: know the east is down and that they are not a true southern team (damn yankees)
6) Auburn: living with Bamas unprecedented success, insecure about media.
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