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Posted on 10/20/13 at 7:56 pm to psk_Vol
Posted on 10/20/13 at 9:15 pm to VAvolfan
Screw Tennessee
Posted on 10/20/13 at 9:26 pm to Asharad
And frick Alabama
Posted on 10/20/13 at 9:34 pm to psk_Vol
I love this game. No matter how good or bad either team is, this game means an awful lot.
Here's hoping we make it competitive again some day soon.
Here's hoping we make it competitive again some day soon.
Posted on 10/20/13 at 9:37 pm to psk_Vol
TSIO is the best rivalry in college football. I love the tradition behind it. All of the haters are just jealous.
That being said, frick Tennessee and I hope you lose all of your remaining games except for Auburn. In that game I hope a sink hole devours the stadium.
Frick all of you toothless, prison-orange wearing hillbillies. Frick Tennessee
That being said, frick Tennessee and I hope you lose all of your remaining games except for Auburn. In that game I hope a sink hole devours the stadium.
Frick all of you toothless, prison-orange wearing hillbillies. Frick Tennessee
Posted on 10/20/13 at 9:41 pm to psk_Vol
I'll be rooting hard for UT this weekend.
Posted on 10/20/13 at 9:44 pm to psk_Vol
Posted on 10/20/13 at 9:49 pm to chattabama
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TSIO is the best rivalry in college football. I love the tradition behind it. All of the haters are just jealous.
Well said.
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That being said, frick Tennessee and I hope you lose all of your remaining games except for Auburn. In that game I hope a sink hole devours the stadium. Frick all of you toothless, prison-orange wearing hillbillies. Frick Tennessee
frick all of you mouth breathing, knuckle dragging, sister fricking, outhouse using, pall mall smoking, tree killing, trailer trash gumps.
Posted on 10/20/13 at 9:58 pm to LakeViewLSU
Of all the ideas I've heard about conference realignment, this is probably the worst
Posted on 10/20/13 at 10:44 pm to jchamil
1966, in Knoxville, Kenny Stabler 11-10 Alabama... saw a one-strap overall wearing, ridge running, moonshiner throw a 9-year old kid in a red sweater up against a fence after the game.
Made a mistake with a few friends, drove all night to Knoxville for bb game during Ernie and Bernie... Thank god Alabama lost in triple. We almost didn't get out of there in one piece, Alabama pep band had all their trombones bent...
Every odd numbered year, I-65 southbound has all the overpasses decorated with encouraging friendly welcome signs, such as "Nothing sucks like the big orange" just for our toothless, vacant-brained, jalopy riding, mangy coon-dog owning, half-Yankee, half-cove dwelling inbred, fetal positioned, back woods, musket carrying, illiterate, one-hole outhouse complete with corn cobs using, neighbors. Northbound the signs read simply "...now get the hell out..."
If by some mistake I accidently drive I-81 when going north, I roll up my windows and haul arse waiting until Virginia to buy gas. God help the innocent who wanders off of I-65 between the Alabama border and Nashville... they will see people... well I guess even sub-human species are "people," the like of which are rarely seen in civilized areas, and only then usually in some type of institution.
I got married in Tuscaloosa on Tennessee Saturday in 1980... drove out of Tuscaloosa same day so I didn't get cootees or lice from the invading horde of unwashed moonshine drunks.
Frick Tennessee and the color orange which is the only word in the English language for which there is no rhyme. Hell, no reason either. Only thing halfway interesting about Tennessee is the coeds... you can't spell "slut" without "UT."
What's with all the stupid repeating letters in that god-forsaken name? Knoxville should be renamed "down and out hard Knocksville."
Oh.. and have a nice visit and please go home to buy your four course special restaurant meal consisting of 4 pieces of Kentucky fried chicken. In Alabama the restaurants don't allow paying for a meal by trying to barter using chickens or piglets, or a bushel of corn. Remember that originally Col. Sanders wouldn't even allow it to be sold in Tennessee because every other State in the SEC thinks Tennessee sucks...just like a big orange.
Oh... and I don't hate to inform you but "Rocky Top" might beat out "Boomer Sooner" for the worst, most irritating fight song in the universe. I've always suspected that "rocky top" actually referred to the content of Tennessee dweller's craniums.
Made a mistake with a few friends, drove all night to Knoxville for bb game during Ernie and Bernie... Thank god Alabama lost in triple. We almost didn't get out of there in one piece, Alabama pep band had all their trombones bent...
Every odd numbered year, I-65 southbound has all the overpasses decorated with encouraging friendly welcome signs, such as "Nothing sucks like the big orange" just for our toothless, vacant-brained, jalopy riding, mangy coon-dog owning, half-Yankee, half-cove dwelling inbred, fetal positioned, back woods, musket carrying, illiterate, one-hole outhouse complete with corn cobs using, neighbors. Northbound the signs read simply "...now get the hell out..."
If by some mistake I accidently drive I-81 when going north, I roll up my windows and haul arse waiting until Virginia to buy gas. God help the innocent who wanders off of I-65 between the Alabama border and Nashville... they will see people... well I guess even sub-human species are "people," the like of which are rarely seen in civilized areas, and only then usually in some type of institution.
I got married in Tuscaloosa on Tennessee Saturday in 1980... drove out of Tuscaloosa same day so I didn't get cootees or lice from the invading horde of unwashed moonshine drunks.
Frick Tennessee and the color orange which is the only word in the English language for which there is no rhyme. Hell, no reason either. Only thing halfway interesting about Tennessee is the coeds... you can't spell "slut" without "UT."
What's with all the stupid repeating letters in that god-forsaken name? Knoxville should be renamed "down and out hard Knocksville."
Oh.. and have a nice visit and please go home to buy your four course special restaurant meal consisting of 4 pieces of Kentucky fried chicken. In Alabama the restaurants don't allow paying for a meal by trying to barter using chickens or piglets, or a bushel of corn. Remember that originally Col. Sanders wouldn't even allow it to be sold in Tennessee because every other State in the SEC thinks Tennessee sucks...just like a big orange.
Oh... and I don't hate to inform you but "Rocky Top" might beat out "Boomer Sooner" for the worst, most irritating fight song in the universe. I've always suspected that "rocky top" actually referred to the content of Tennessee dweller's craniums.
This post was edited on 10/20/13 at 11:07 pm
Posted on 10/21/13 at 4:59 am to Jacknola
Well tell us how you really feel
Posted on 10/21/13 at 7:40 am to TRUERockyTop
Posted on 10/21/13 at 8:00 am to vSphereGuy
My favorite thing about the tennessee rivalry is I don't even hate them anymore. I just pity them.
Posted on 10/21/13 at 8:15 am to Golgi Apparatus
I remember feeling the same not too long ago when we beat that arse solidly 10 out of 12 years.
Like yo, why the fvck are we playing these shitty, trash arse, losers from bum frick tuscaloosa.
We'll be back, until then, fvck each and every single one of you.
and by cheers, I mean go fvck yourselves with a 9 iron
Like yo, why the fvck are we playing these shitty, trash arse, losers from bum frick tuscaloosa.
We'll be back, until then, fvck each and every single one of you.
and by cheers, I mean go fvck yourselves with a 9 ironPosted on 10/21/13 at 8:19 am to psk_Vol
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Long live the Third Saturday in October!
or Fourth?
Posted on 10/21/13 at 8:22 am to Golgi Apparatus
I don't care if Tennessee is #1 in the nation or the worst team in the nation, I want Bama to play them and beat the hell out of them.
Win or lose, every year, the Alabama-Tennessee game is my favorite. This isn't a manufactured rivalry. This is pure hatred and it's been that way since 1901.
Tennessee, we're gonna beat the hell outta you.
Win or lose, every year, the Alabama-Tennessee game is my favorite. This isn't a manufactured rivalry. This is pure hatred and it's been that way since 1901.
Tennessee, we're gonna beat the hell outta you.
Posted on 10/21/13 at 11:46 am to Jacknola
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1966, in Knoxville, Kenny Stabler 11-10 Alabama... saw a one-strap overall wearing, ridge running, moonshiner throw a 9-year old kid in a red sweater up against a fence after the game.
Made a mistake with a few friends, drove all night to Knoxville for bb game during Ernie and Bernie... Thank god Alabama lost in triple. We almost didn't get out of there in one piece, Alabama pep band had all their trombones bent...
Every odd numbered year, I-65 southbound has all the overpasses decorated with encouraging friendly welcome signs, such as "Nothing sucks like the big orange" just for our toothless, vacant-brained, jalopy riding, mangy coon-dog owning, half-Yankee, half-cove dwelling inbred, fetal positioned, back woods, musket carrying, illiterate, one-hole outhouse complete with corn cobs using, neighbors. Northbound the signs read simply "...now get the hell out..."
If by some mistake I accidently drive I-81 when going north, I roll up my windows and haul arse waiting until Virginia to buy gas. God help the innocent who wanders off of I-65 between the Alabama border and Nashville... they will see people... well I guess even sub-human species are "people," the like of which are rarely seen in civilized areas, and only then usually in some type of institution.
I got married in Tuscaloosa on Tennessee Saturday in 1980... drove out of Tuscaloosa same day so I didn't get cootees or lice from the invading horde of unwashed moonshine drunks.
Frick Tennessee and the color orange which is the only word in the English language for which there is no rhyme. Hell, no reason either. Only thing halfway interesting about Tennessee is the coeds... you can't spell "slut" without "UT."
What's with all the stupid repeating letters in that god-forsaken name? Knoxville should be renamed "down and out hard Knocksville."
Oh.. and have a nice visit and please go home to buy your four course special restaurant meal consisting of 4 pieces of Kentucky fried chicken. In Alabama the restaurants don't allow paying for a meal by trying to barter using chickens or piglets, or a bushel of corn. Remember that originally Col. Sanders wouldn't even allow it to be sold in Tennessee because every other State in the SEC thinks Tennessee sucks...just like a big orange.
Oh... and I don't hate to inform you but "Rocky Top" might beat out "Boomer Sooner" for the worst, most irritating fight song in the universe. I've always suspected that "rocky top" actually referred to the content of Tennessee dweller's craniums.
This post is brilliant. It really is.
Oh and only Tennessee hate gives a Bammer enough motivation to use grammar.
Posted on 10/21/13 at 12:46 pm to Prof
We could go 2-10 with a win over Bama and that's all you'd hear about the next year.
(The other win being Vandy which is traditionally not really a win but more of a practice with fans watching)
(The other win being Vandy which is traditionally not really a win but more of a practice with fans watching)
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