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Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:35 am to
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:35 am to
quote:

My sleeping schedule is always fricked.

So you don't have a job?
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:35 am to
Wut? Sucks that you're an amatuer. I learned the one-handed bra removal technique in high school. I'm a master at it.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:35 am to
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my ex used to laugh at me when I'd try taking hers off and fail..


It's not that complicated.
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:35 am to
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If you see 36 DD on the label, you are about to have some fun.


or get suffocated.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:36 am to
quote:

So you don't have a job?



My sleeping schedule is always fricked.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:37 am to
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I learned the one-handed bra removal technique in high school. I'm a master at it.




Me too.
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:37 am to
quote:

quote:

If you see 36 DD on the label, you are about to have some fun.



or get suffocated.


Why the frick are you taking the time to look at the label?
Posted by JDM1992
In your head
Member since Dec 2011
15141 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:37 am to
This post was edited on 2/13/13 at 2:42 pm
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:38 am to
probally shouldn't have shared that
Posted by JDM1992
In your head
Member since Dec 2011
15141 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:38 am to
This post was edited on 2/13/13 at 2:42 pm
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:39 am to
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probally shouldn't have shared that



I'm going to own my own business in the not so far away future.
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:40 am to
was talking about me
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139884 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:40 am to
Ok back I swear I never get to sleep after the 130 diaper change
Posted by JDM1992
In your head
Member since Dec 2011
15141 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:40 am to
This post was edited on 2/13/13 at 2:42 pm
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:42 am to
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Ok back I swear I never get to sleep after the 130 diaper change


The gf is sick and has a fking heating pad in the bed so I can't sleep due to it being a fricking oven.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:42 am to
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No, he meant that about you talking about taking off bras with one hand. In the context, it looked as if you were talking about taking other girls' bras off with one hand



I don't take things literally.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124694 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:42 am to
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Admittedly, I'm not sure how cold the bosom of a witch is though.


42 degrees Fahrenheit
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:44 am to
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I can't sleep due to it being a fricking oven


You should give her the ole Dutch Oven.
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139884 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:45 am to
Me and MJ have watched Aussie Open every night this week. I'm scared he might use a backhand on me soon.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99468 posts
Posted on 1/21/13 at 2:46 am to
Such a precise temperature. How did you come across this highly scientific discovery?
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