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re: I'm going to watch the Paul Fienbaum show today for the first time

Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:14 pm to
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:14 pm to
Use the word antebellum in your talk. That will do it!
Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:15 pm to
If you are going to be on it then say Baww on air
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:15 pm to
Ok. So who are you? "Billy Bob from Missouri" etc
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15737 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:17 pm to
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I promise I'll give you a shout out if you provide me a good topic for my phone call...



Ask him what all the hype around UT is about.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:19 pm to
How 'bout this...I'll say something like, "Paul, if Tennessee doesn't make a homerun this time, future success will be about as elusive as the higgs boson especially since they last sniffed success in the antebellum years. You know what I mean, Baw?"


What do you think about that?
This post was edited on 3/27/15 at 2:22 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:21 pm to
Okay, here's the deal...I guaranty you that I'll be on there between 4 - 5:30 pm today (Central). No joke. I will say exactly what I just wrote in my previous post.

frick, I may even mention gcockboi and genro if they give me enough time.

Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:23 pm to
I won't be listening because you won't answer my question.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:24 pm to
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Ok. So who are you? "Billy Bob from Missouri" etc



Hell no. My name is so obvious that once you hear it you'll laugh because...well...it's so obvious.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:24 pm to
Is it the same name from your emails? I didn't want to say it on here

ETA: Nvmd I'm guessing it's "Killz"
This post was edited on 3/27/15 at 2:25 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

I won't be listening because you won't answer my question.



Dammit genro it's part of the fun. Just trust me on this.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15925 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:25 pm to
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His show causes brain cancer


the OP is ok - he is a Ohio State Fan - nothing to worry about
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15737 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:26 pm to
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"Paul, if Tennessee doesn't make a homerun this time, future success will be about as elusive as the higgs boson especially since they last sniffed success in the antebellum years. You know what I mean, Baw?"



Meh. You're better than this. And UT went to the Sweet 16 last year.

I think it'd be funnier to ask "Should UT start going through AD's like head coaches? Because all their major programs are struggling and that's on the AD"
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:26 pm to
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Is it the same name from your emails? I didn't want to say it on here



Even that name is fake. Ross Cannon is what I assume you're referencing. I'm not stupid. There's no way that I'm creating an SEC Rant back channel email that would include my real name.

Think about that name - Ross Cannon. It's from something that happened here on the rant. Ross Cannon is itself a clue...

Posted by wareagle2007
Member since Aug 2009
386 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:26 pm to
Are you Larry?
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22454 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:27 pm to
That would be awesome m8!
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:28 pm to
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That would be awesome m8!



I'll either do exactly that or tweak it so that I still say "higgs boson", antebellum, baw, and perhaps gcockboi and genro in the same conversation while at the same time making it somehow make sense.

Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:29 pm to
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ETA: Nvmd I'm guessing it's "Killz"



No. But much warmer...
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:29 pm to
I'm half-engaged and on my phone most of the time. I don't keep up with the day to day. Plus I disappear from this place for months at a time.

What I'm saying is, even though I post a lot, I usually don't know the inside jokes and the drama. I'm almost always out of the loop.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:30 pm to
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Hell no. My name is so obvious that once you hear it you'll laugh because...well...it's so obvious.


I'm surprised they put someone on the air with the handle "cocksucker".
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15388 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:31 pm to
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What time do all the callers call in? I want to hear the redneck Alabama and Hillbilly Tennessee fans delusion about there "elite" basketball job opening.


"Their" Einstein
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