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re: If your football program was a fast food chain, which one would it be and why?

Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:10 pm to
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:10 pm to
USCe is Sonics. They're a crazy bunch on skates and they sell foot long cockdogs with chili and cheese.
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:10 pm to
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USC would be Chic Fil-A I guess: the connection is obvious


But USC depends on men loving the cocks, doesn't sound very Chick Fil A-ish to me.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:11 pm to


Popeye's > KFC >> Church's

Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:11 pm to
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USC would be Chic Fil-A I guess: the connection is obvious



Agreed 100%. Most people really like chic fil a. Spurrier can do a good job of representing that spicy chicken sandwich for when you need to kick things up. And USC just seems to really let you down when you need them the most (at winning something important) - reminds me of when I get a huge craving for chic fil a on Sundays.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:12 pm to
I will have to agree....In my area we really just don't have that large of a food selection...We at least have all of those though.
This post was edited on 8/10/13 at 10:13 pm
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:14 pm to
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USCe is Sonics. They're a crazy bunch on skates and they sell foot long cockdogs with chili and cheese.


What would Vanderbilt be?

Scruffy says they should be Checkers/Rally's. They may suck overall, but they are redeemed by the badass spicy chicken sandwiches.
Posted by 08Gatorbait
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:16 pm to
Auburn and Texas A&M are the most religious apparently.

SO they tie for Chik-Fil-A

Just stop being douches and open up on Sundays. Insane!
Posted by USMC Gators
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:16 pm to
Does Golden Corral count as fast food?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:18 pm to
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Does Golden Corral count as fast food?
Only if you agree that Golden Corral = Moo St.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:18 pm to
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Does Golden Corral count as fast food?



Golden Corral is the epitomy of fat food.
Posted by HuggieBear
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:19 pm to
LSU = Popeyes
UK = KFC
UGA = Chik Fil A
UT = Hardees
Mizzou = Carl's Jr.
Arkansas = Quiznos
Ole Miss = McCallister's
USC = Sonic
State = Subway
Vandy = Wendy's
Bama = McDonalds
Auburn = Burger King
Texas A&M = Church's
Florida = Captain D's
Posted by OSqueal
Where ever the beer is
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:19 pm to
Hogs....White Castle. Usually over looked. Can beat out any big chain on any given day. People look at the size and don't expect much but once people get a taste they are knocked on their arse.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:20 pm to
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Golden Corral


Such a mediocre place literally the most bland food I've ever eaten.
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13894 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:20 pm to
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UT = Hardees
Mizzou = Carl's Jr.


Mizzou can't be Carl's Jr in this scenario, we're not in the west.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72059 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:20 pm to
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Hogs....White Castle
Only good when you are shitfaced. Usually results in feeling sick afterwards.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46506 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:20 pm to
Whataburger, because frick you we're Texas.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:22 pm to
No Roger...frick YOU.
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:23 pm to
Auburn: Taco Bell

It's only enjoyable when you're fricked up
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:24 pm to
Dude...Cheesy Gordita Crunches are off the chizzle.
Posted by WarDawg
Member since Sep 2012
180 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:24 pm to
UGA is Chick-Fil-A: they're each headed by someone deeply religious and both would make you happier if they'd just go a little further (I.e., opening on Sundays or getting to the big game). :)
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