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re: If your coach was a character in Titanic who would he be?

Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:22 am to
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:22 am to
The iceberg because Hugh Freeze.



Do you get it?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:23 am to
I'm not going to tell you to kill yourself because that's against the rules of this forum.

But it couldn't hurt to mull the proposition over
Posted by Ryan3232
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Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:24 am to
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Posted by SouthMSReb
Member since Dec 2013
4415 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:25 am to
Ole Miss would be Jack.

We keep getting chased by the NCAA but keep slipping through the cracks... but in the end we'll end up getting the death sentence one way or another.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
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Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:28 am to
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8175 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:30 am to
MSU fans are the band that plays on as the ship sinks beneath the waves.
Posted by outlawjoseywales
Memphis, TN
Member since Sep 2012
1835 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:37 am to
Missouri would be the dumpster fire on the Titanic. Fire did not destroy the Titanic but if it did it would have been 2015 Dumpster Fire in Missouri
Posted by MeatPants
Member since Nov 2015
8853 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:39 am to
Bert would be the actual boat
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:42 am to
LINK

Mr. Andrews = Les Miles
Rose = PosiTigers/Les supporters
Jack = NegaTigers/Les haters
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:42 am to
quote:

MSU fans are the band that plays on as the ship sinks beneath the waves.
They're the two little kids who's mother puts them to bed as their cabin is flooding.
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15580 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:46 am to
Captain of the Carpathia.

Cal Hockley lost everything in the '29 Crash, including his interests in Tide, Charmin, and
Skoal.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37298 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:50 am to
the ship (but bert wouldn't sink)
Posted by TheGrandJury
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 2/2/16 at 11:11 am to
Who doesn't love the titanic?
Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 2/2/16 at 11:15 am to
quote:

a chick flick off season thread in the middle of basketball season and one day before Signing Day?


Terrible thread, but Titanic isn't a chick flick.
Posted by CrimsonShadow
Montgomery
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 2/2/16 at 11:22 am to
"King of the World!"
Of course.
Posted by TheGrandJury
Member since Jan 2016
142 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 12:53 pm to
That it is not.
Posted by el gato
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2005
2402 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 4:22 pm to
Should have tried something more current like Game of Thrones.

Miles --> Jaime Lanister
Bert --> Samwell Tarly
Saban --> Tyrion Lanister
Freeze --> Lord Varys
Sumlin --> Grey Worm
Malzahn --> Joffrey Baratheon

That's all I got.
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21317 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

Ole Miss would be Jack.


Absolutely. Because even if they manage to win something significant (like Jack winning the Titanic tickets in the poker game) you know that eventually, it'll still end badly for them.
This post was edited on 2/2/16 at 4:52 pm
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:30 pm to
Many LSU fans would tell you Miles would be Captain Smith, unwilling to alter his course in the face of imminent catastrophe.
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