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Posted on 2/21/14 at 8:54 am to mikeboss550
Go to the SEC headquarters throw down enough money to bribe them into allowing beer sales at all SEC stadiums 
Posted on 2/21/14 at 8:56 am to pivey14
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Suite in Tiger Stadium and Alex Box
This and possibly some money to the chemical engineering department for a new building and lab.
Posted on 2/21/14 at 8:58 am to Hillbilly Joe
Also make the north endzone expansion much bigger than what its supposed to be as well as fund the Buam Stadium expansion
Posted on 2/21/14 at 9:13 am to pivey14
* Fund professor and instructor and staff pay raises.
* Fund additional endowments, scholarships, grants, on top of our Top 30 research status right now.
* Fund the Campus Master Plan be implemented
* Fund the repair/renovation of any structure that needs it.
* Fund the addition of extra rows on the SEZ addition to meet with the other upper decks to get to 102,000 capacity.
* Fund the construction of luxury box suites only on the NEZ with base structures that would not impede N. Stadium Drive.
* Fund additional endowments, scholarships, grants, on top of our Top 30 research status right now.
* Fund the Campus Master Plan be implemented
* Fund the repair/renovation of any structure that needs it.
* Fund the addition of extra rows on the SEZ addition to meet with the other upper decks to get to 102,000 capacity.
* Fund the construction of luxury box suites only on the NEZ with base structures that would not impede N. Stadium Drive.
Posted on 2/21/14 at 9:26 am to pivey14
I would build the ultimate man cave as a tribute
Posted on 2/21/14 at 9:47 am to LSUNV
Build a mancave log cabin behind house, have monthly rotating taps and the rest goes to college tuition for kids. School would continue to get my support 
This post was edited on 2/21/14 at 9:48 am
Posted on 2/21/14 at 9:49 am to pivey14
For the school directly? Not much.
But I would try to buy a bunch of land next to the stadium and further down the bluff road, clean it up and turn a few dollars off of it. Win/win. I make more money and the immediate area gets nicer.
But I would try to buy a bunch of land next to the stadium and further down the bluff road, clean it up and turn a few dollars off of it. Win/win. I make more money and the immediate area gets nicer.
Posted on 2/21/14 at 9:51 am to pivey14
Buy up Tigerland and big chunks of the hood north for a buffer to make the kids safer.
Posted on 2/21/14 at 9:54 am to pivey14
14 karat gold pipe at Tiger Stadium
Posted on 2/21/14 at 10:56 am to pivey14
Buy out all the dumb fricking ads on the video boards and the score scroller things on the sides.
I hope they don't litter the new video boards with ads. I will be pissed because I watch them because I'm sitting opposite end zone.
I hope they don't litter the new video boards with ads. I will be pissed because I watch them because I'm sitting opposite end zone.
Posted on 2/21/14 at 10:56 am to pivey14
Bring back Highland meal hall.
Posted on 2/21/14 at 11:06 am to pivey14
Spend $200,000.00 on a Quarterback, worked in the past!
Posted on 2/21/14 at 11:25 am to pivey14
I would give UK $100 million for evolution research.
Posted on 2/21/14 at 12:04 pm to pivey14
Buy a suite in Alex Box for life, spend the rest on creating a high fence 1,000+ acre ranch in Louisiana with monster deer.
Posted on 2/21/14 at 12:25 pm to joeytiger
Suite in the Box, suite in Death Valley. Athletics makes enough as is. The school will get quite enough of a donation when my money is taxed before I even see it. If anything, I'd pay the travel costs to bring Mike to every game. I would also pay off the vet to force his bitch arse into the cage for every game.
Posted on 2/21/14 at 12:53 pm to pivey14
I would house the cheerleaders in my frick palace.
Posted on 2/21/14 at 12:55 pm to TH03
Expand campus and bring in a huge concert
Posted on 2/21/14 at 12:56 pm to pivey14
250 million after taxes...
Half to academics
Half divvied up between non-revenue sports
Half to academics
Half divvied up between non-revenue sports
Posted on 2/21/14 at 1:03 pm to pivey14
I would set up a scheme to pay A&M players/recruits and otherwise raid, pillage, plunder, and pilfer my weasley maroon guts out.
I would officially service/trademark the phrasesfrick LSU®, Control Tide®, War Damn Buzard®, and tFlagShit® .
Then, I would hire a group of lawyers or other unsavory types to run a full-time SEC West/t-sip harassment campaign to destroy any and all competition. (wait. hasn't this already been done?)
I would officially service/trademark the phrasesfrick LSU®, Control Tide®, War Damn Buzard®, and tFlagShit® .
Then, I would hire a group of lawyers or other unsavory types to run a full-time SEC West/t-sip harassment campaign to destroy any and all competition. (wait. hasn't this already been done?)
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