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If you were marooned on a desert island with an SEC Coach
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:03 pm
Which Coach would you pick and why?
My answer: Nick Saban because they would send more search and rescue planes and ships to find him than any other SEC coach.
My answer: Nick Saban because they would send more search and rescue planes and ships to find him than any other SEC coach.
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:04 pm to 12thFairway
Bert. Could survive for a few years in a Donner party-type situation.
This post was edited on 7/21/15 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:05 pm to RazorBroncs
Pinkel would have alcohol with him.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:05 pm to RazorBroncs
Fool. His carcass would rot before you got through one of his thighs.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:05 pm to 12thFairway
Not Bert
Probably les cause he'd make me laugh or hugh because we could fish and talk about life
Probably les cause he'd make me laugh or hugh because we could fish and talk about life
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:07 pm to 12thFairway
Bert. If it's a desert island, nothing is growing and you could get the most bait out of him if you chopped him up.
Also, in the event of a storm he would be the best flotation device b/c fat floats.
You would have to be resigned to the fact that his wife won't come looking for him and advocating for search missions though.
Also, in the event of a storm he would be the best flotation device b/c fat floats.
You would have to be resigned to the fact that his wife won't come looking for him and advocating for search missions though.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:07 pm to 12thFairway
Richt, he would be easy to get along with and would work with you to find a solution to the problem. You would be Sabans slave.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:08 pm to 12thFairway
Coach Orgeron. He'd hunt animals with his bare hands.
You don't know what "desert island" means, huh?
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If it's a desert island, nothing is growing
You don't know what "desert island" means, huh?
This post was edited on 7/21/15 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:09 pm to 12thFairway
Freeze. He could chew through trees while I built the raft
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:10 pm to texag7
By far your best post ever. 
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:11 pm to BamaScoop
quote:Alabama fans would NEVER NEVER NEVER stop searching.
Richt, he would be easy to get along with and would work with you to find a solution to the problem. You would be Sabans slave.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:11 pm to texag7
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Freeze. He could chew through trees while I built the raft
Imagine me using my best Gomer Pyle voice:
Surprise, surprise!
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:12 pm to 12thFairway
Tough question....My first instinct would be to say Bert because if i had to eat him i would never go hunger. On the other hand if i needed to get laid i would choose Richt because he looks like Helen Hunt. Saban i would use for bait, Les i would have a companion to tell stories to. Gus would be boring as shite and i wouldnt trust Sumlin. Pinkle would be fun because he would make alcohol out of something on the island. Butch is a lesbian so no to him...Mullins i would end up killing because he just smiles too damn much. Freeze reminds me of that retard from deliverance so frick that guy. Did i miss anyone?
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:12 pm to 12thFairway
For entertainment=HBC
For one that can smell out food, but you can still outrun him to aforementioned food=Bert
For one that could pray you a boat out of thin air=Freezus
For one that would tell you about his weird sexual experiences from college=Merlin
For one you can kill, tell the rescue crews he died of natural causes and then become a hero on tRant: Saban
For one that can smell out food, but you can still outrun him to aforementioned food=Bert
For one that could pray you a boat out of thin air=Freezus
For one that would tell you about his weird sexual experiences from college=Merlin
For one you can kill, tell the rescue crews he died of natural causes and then become a hero on tRant: Saban
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:14 pm to texag7
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Freeze. He could chew through trees while I built the raft
Ok, you win.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:19 pm to 12thFairway
Butch Jones would build a shelter brick by brick.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:26 pm to 12thFairway
Bert, I would eat his leg and sleep in him like Luke did with the wampa
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:33 pm to 12thFairway
I would roast Bert on a rotisserie I would fashion out of pine trunks.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:35 pm to 12thFairway
Spurrier--they can probably see that ego from the moon so no trouble finding us
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:54 pm to 12thFairway
Malzahn, because he'd have plenty of tricks up his sleeve to survive.
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