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re: If I escape Pat Dye's basement, I have to face reality

Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by Allhands
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 3:58 pm to
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Not sure what to do.

Dye just got through lowering skin lotion down to me, and I went ahead and rubbed it on me.

This morning was bad. Dye brought in Lowder and Yella Fella and they made me squeal like a pig, then later had Uncle Milty role playing that I was Jason Bourne and he was the Albert Finney character.

I want out, and I think there's an air duct that could lead me to freedom.

But then Gus Malzahn is out there walking free.

And the 56-3



This may be the greatest steaming pile of nonsense bullshite I have ever read. Bravo for making me laugh my arse off at absolutely nothing. I'm dumber for having read it, and dont even care because I was thoroughly entertained.
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