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If He Dies, He Dies
Posted on 11/5/16 at 8:23 am
Posted on 11/5/16 at 8:23 am
Sorry State, but we're playing for style points now. Dogs may not be called off vs the dawgs.
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Posted on 11/5/16 at 8:23 am to Farmer1906
Ghey
Posted on 11/5/16 at 8:29 am to Farmer1906
Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? …Full penetration. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren really going to town on this hot young lab tech. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then he smells crime again. He’s out busting heads. Then he’s back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.
Posted on 11/5/16 at 8:55 am to maximum overdrive
You know in the 6th sense, that guy with the hair piece? That was Bruce willis the whole time.
Posted on 11/5/16 at 8:59 am to maximum overdrive
Have to appreciate an Always Sunny reference
Posted on 11/5/16 at 8:59 am to Peepdip
And you know what happens with Tokyo drifting? It leads to bickering. Which, of course, leads to karate.
Posted on 11/5/16 at 9:00 am to Leonard
Posted on 11/5/16 at 9:07 am to maximum overdrive
That is brilliant!
Posted on 11/5/16 at 9:10 am to dbeck
I got my Magnum condoms; I got my wad of hundreds. I’m ready to plow.
Posted on 11/5/16 at 9:24 am to maximum overdrive
I'm not burning the DUSTER!
Posted on 11/5/16 at 9:29 am to dbeck
Oh, I'm sorry. Well I could put the trash into a landfill where it's going to stay for millions of years, or I could burn it up, get a nice smokey smell in here and let that smoke go into the sky where it turns into stars.
Posted on 11/6/16 at 1:27 pm to Farmer1906
Did style points include giving up 400 yards rushing?
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