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Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:35 am
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:35 am
I'm burning down his church. 200k costs us our season and got him a fixed up church. It's the least I could do in return. Eye for an eye, IMO.
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
7958 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:37 am to
Definitely a hate crime...
Posted by secftw
FL
Member since Jan 2010
3311 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:37 am to
quote:

I'm burning down his church. 200k costs us our season and got him a fixed up church. It's the least I could do in return. Eye for an eye, IMO.


Maybe you guys should be thanking him. At 200k you at least got to taste what it's like to be championship worthy (and dare I say the best team in the nation) again...even if you're not actually going to make it to the championship.

Without Newton (and without the money you don't get Newton), your team is 7-5 at best. At best.
Posted by michaeldwde
N.C.
Member since Nov 2010
3186 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:38 am to
You would actually be doing the guy a favor... Insurance would rebuild his church. I say we file a class action lawsuit on behalf of Auburn fans/students for loss of wages, sleep, grades (in my case), and respect...
Posted by Roberteaux
mandeville
Member since Sep 2009
5809 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:38 am to
if Cecil hadn't accepted money...your team wouldn't even be in the position it's in right now.
Posted by alabamabuckeye
Member since Jun 2010
22206 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:39 am to
quote:

I'm burning down his church


You won't go to Heaven without Chizik's forgiveness, TIFWIW
Posted by StarkvilleTigerFan
Muncie, IN
Member since Jan 2005
3939 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:39 am to
Relax.....maybe none of this is true. If it is, I don't think the NCAA has the balls to do anything about it until the season is over. You will have your Heisman winner and a chance to live the Crystal Moment.
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
7958 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:39 am to
quote:

I'm burning down his church. 200k costs us our season and got him a fixed up church. It's the least I could do in return. Eye for an eye, IMO.



Frankly I don't blame the players (or their dad as the case may be) for taking money. I'd be looking for the dumb arse that paid the money. He's the one that fricked you guys over.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:40 am to
Dude, I went to BSC. I know how to burn churches and thanks to those dumbasses (one of which was in the same fraternity I was in), I know how to cover my tracks better.


I'm totally stealing a truck from Cecil's trucking company so when they check tire treads, they tie it back to him and he gets hit for insurance fraud.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:41 am to
quote:

You would actually be doing the guy a favor... Insurance would rebuild his church.


the new guy is smart
Posted by michaeldwde
N.C.
Member since Nov 2010
3186 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:42 am to
quote:

I'm totally stealing a truck from Cecil's trucking company so when they check tire treads, they tie it back to him and he gets hit for insurance fraud.


win
Posted by Alabama Slim
2009,2011 BCS National Champions
Member since Jul 2007
9936 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 2:43 am to
quote:

I'm burning down his church


didn't work out well for those b'ham southern students fwiw
Posted by Bread Orgeron
Baw Bakery
Member since Aug 2006
11848 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 3:14 am to
that reminds of that one scene in the patriot. stupid british people
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124251 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 3:27 am to
Called it!

LINK
Posted by Tiger82
Member since Nov 2010
7 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 3:29 am to
great work detective!
Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
15164 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 3:30 am to
Not worth the risk dude. You get caught and you're off to prison where your arse will be busier than a test bench in a plunger factory
Posted by michaeldwde
N.C.
Member since Nov 2010
3186 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 3:34 am to
It wasn't a very difficult to guess that Auburn fans, like any other group of fans, will be looking for someone/something to burn if we get probation/vacated wins/shat on.
This post was edited on 11/18/10 at 3:57 am
Posted by peopleschamp
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
6576 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 3:39 am to
Lee county I get your joke, but that's 1 joke I would never tell now a days. But that's up to you. Many people probably don't think your joke was too funny. PC 101.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 3:49 am to
frick PC 101. If you can't take the heat, get away from the burning church.


And, as I'm now contractually obligated to say: ROOOOOOOLL TIDE!!!
Posted by smuphy72
Bham
Member since Nov 2009
3459 posts
Posted on 11/18/10 at 4:29 am to
I'll help you buy the gas to light it.
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