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If Auburn paid Cam Newton
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:15 am
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:15 am
Then he is a cheap arse. I'm his neighbor and see him quite a bit. He drives a $500 scooter... We all see how he flaunts around the field. Don't you think if he had money he would be flaunting that around also? And the Apartments we live in are about the cheapest on campus. $350 a month.
And then for all those that talk about the church. Have you seen it??? It's a POS.
And then for all those that talk about the church. Have you seen it??? It's a POS.
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Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:16 am to mckibaj
I live next to Jessica Alba fwiw... 
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:17 am to michaeldwde
My neighbor is Carlton from Fresh Prince...damn dude won't stop singing Tom Jones songs...
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:18 am to mckibaj
I just fricked Carrie Underwood, fwiw
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:19 am to mckibaj
My neighbor is Kramer. The son of a bitch keeps storming into my apartment for no reason talking about shite no one cares about.
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:19 am to WoWyHi
WHATS UP PUSSY CAT WOAH WOAH WOAH!
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:19 am to WoWyHi
I fricked Megan Fox and if she's supposedly a rich actress, she needs to take lessons on how to properly perform a blowjob because it was the worst BJ I've ever received.
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:21 am to BradPitt
Nobody believes me!!!Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:21 am to mckibaj
I had sex with a girl that gave Eli Manning a blowjob one time. True fricking story.
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:22 am to WoWyHi
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My neighbor is Carlton from Fresh Prince...damn dude won't stop singing Tom Jones songs...
Does he really do that dance, or is that just an allegation? If he does, can you teach us fellow SECranters how to do it (preferably in the form of a youtube vid)??
.....and fwiw, his scooter is worth more than $500.....probably more like $2500-3500
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:22 am to mckibaj
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:24 am to I Love Bama
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I had sex with a girl that gave Eli Manning a blowjob one time. True fricking story.
I do believe that.'
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t. He drives a $500 scooter...
Because he doesn't have a fricking license. You can't really have a balling car when you have no license. Unless you a lil bow wow.
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:25 am to I Love Bama
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I had sex with.......Eli Manning. True fricking story.
I believe you
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:25 am to lighter345
He has an old caddy thats shitty too with dents all over it
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:26 am to The Nino
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:27 am to mckibaj
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Nobody believes me!!!
I believe you. I always trust an anonymous, random guy on a forum. Why would someone you've never met before and will never see IRL lie to you?
Brb, my supermodel girlfriend wants to spank my 11" penis while I bench 900lbs and count my stacks.
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:27 am to mckibaj
I live next to Nick Saban FWIW. I had to yell at that short fricker the other day b/c his dog shite by my mailbox 
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:27 am to mckibaj
His dad's driving a $60,000 truck on new rims. Do you live near him?
Posted on 12/2/10 at 1:29 am to BRTiger2005
The $60,000 truck is Cam's brother's Range Rover. It's nice as shite. The funny thing is, is that I saw his parents driving down Paul W Bryant Dr. right through campus in that Range Rover last Sat before the game. If Bama fans had only known it was them....
This post was edited on 12/2/10 at 1:31 am
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