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Posted on 11/4/15 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 11/4/15 at 12:28 pm
Do you think the Crimson Tide fan base will increase the amount of traffic to the website Pornhub by 90% the same way they did when they lost to Ohio State?
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 12:29 pm to Dignan
I know I'll fap
Posted on 11/4/15 at 12:31 pm to Dignan
Yes, after they murder their wives.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 12:31 pm to Dignan
An alarming amount of ebony porn being watched post OSU loss
Posted on 11/4/15 at 12:33 pm to Dignan
I don't cry very often, but when I do, the tears make for excellent lubrication.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 12:34 pm to Dignan
Not near the amount of traffic to the suicide hotline in LA if they win.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 12:36 pm to Dignan
That baffles me. I was depressed as anyone after the Sugar Bowl loss. On My "Things To Do if Alabama Loses" List that night, watching porn was a distant third behind shooting my neighbor and poisoning trees. Don't see how those Bama fans found the time.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 12:37 pm to FairhopeTider
I just shot my neighbor and trees. Saved me a lot of time. I had a lot of black arse to fap too. Can't be wasting time with poisoning.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 12:37 pm to Dignan
Is there a better way to drown your sorrows? 
Posted on 11/4/15 at 12:48 pm to FairhopeTider
Sex or Violence
That is how Hollywood keeps going
That is how Hollywood keeps going
Posted on 11/4/15 at 12:55 pm to thelawnwranglers
Your screen name. 
Posted on 11/4/15 at 12:58 pm to Dignan
Here are more of the specifics on what the state of Alabama was searching for online. Not really all that surprising....
"As we noticed as an overall search trend in our 2014 Year in Review, step relative themed porn is quite popular these days, the same being true in Alabama with terms like ‘step mom’ and step sister’ ranking quite high. Overall though, Alabama appears to be into Ebony-themed content. In our survey of the State of New York, we noticed that in areas with larger populations of African Americans, searches for terms like ‘ebony’ and ‘black’ tended to rank quite high. The same appears to be true in Alabama, where a considerable 26.2% of the population is Black according to the US Census Bureau, compared to just 12.6% nationwide. ‘Black’ is the top searched term in the Yellowhammer state, followed by ‘ebony’ in at third and ‘ebony lesbians’ and ‘black teen’ a little further down on the list."
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"As we noticed as an overall search trend in our 2014 Year in Review, step relative themed porn is quite popular these days, the same being true in Alabama with terms like ‘step mom’ and step sister’ ranking quite high. Overall though, Alabama appears to be into Ebony-themed content. In our survey of the State of New York, we noticed that in areas with larger populations of African Americans, searches for terms like ‘ebony’ and ‘black’ tended to rank quite high. The same appears to be true in Alabama, where a considerable 26.2% of the population is Black according to the US Census Bureau, compared to just 12.6% nationwide. ‘Black’ is the top searched term in the Yellowhammer state, followed by ‘ebony’ in at third and ‘ebony lesbians’ and ‘black teen’ a little further down on the list."
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 1:00 pm to bamarep
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Not near the amount of traffic to the suicide hotline in LA if they win.
Care to back that up? He did provide a link after all.
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 1:03 pm to Dignan
Thank goodness for all the fine citizens of this great state Bama will play LSU this weekend and not OSU.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 1:03 pm to Bmath
Bama aint gonna lose.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 1:06 pm to Rolltide10
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Thank goodness for all the fine citizens of this great state Bama will play LSU this weekend and not OSU.
Because there's no way Leonard Fournette could gain 230 yards rushing against the Tide the same way Ezekiel Elliot did.
Right?
Posted on 11/4/15 at 1:26 pm to Dignan
No.. OSU beat us..LSU doesn't seem to be able to figure out how to do that
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