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re: I'd like to introduce Espresso Lorenzen

Posted on 3/24/14 at 1:43 pm to
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 1:43 pm to
If the coaches thought this guy could be an impressive QB why not put him on a stringent strength & conditioning program... If he's somewhat mobile at 290 just think what he could do at 240...
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38376 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 1:49 pm to
His Juco QB film was pretty bad. Didn't display anything impressive other than being able to run for 5 ypc.

All of the throws on the highlights were to wide open receivers and he throws an ugly ball. Tries to guide it in with touch and he doesn't have any touch. Doesn't let it fly.

He will never be a successful SEC quarterback. Bookmark it.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 1:51 pm to
...or a S&C program eating 10 chickens a day...310" nose tackle.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 1:53 pm to
Yeah, let's see you tackle him though.
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32787 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 2:09 pm to


Good lord
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38376 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 2:10 pm to
I'd need one of these
Posted by King of the North
Member since Aug 2013
771 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 2:14 pm to
kids nimble as frick
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 3:36 pm to
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@KegsnEggs: Glorious. RT @SpiritBen Because it's Monday and you need another Jeremy Liggins picture. LINK

@fbgchase: @KegsnEggs @SpiritBen did he eat Jared Lorenzen?

This post was edited on 3/24/14 at 3:37 pm
Posted by RebFeBrees
Pensacola, FL
Member since Dec 2009
13855 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 4:24 pm to
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Yea, but Jennings played in the game against the Hogs...this fat arse wasn't anywhere near the stadium in the game where those stats were derived.


I was talking about our current qb throwing for 430 against them. You is confused.
Posted by RebFeBrees
Pensacola, FL
Member since Dec 2009
13855 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

He will never be a successful SEC quarterback


Let me make myself clear - NO OM fans think he will be a good qb. Its more of a comical wrinkle we will have - that is, if he even ends up playing qb.

So all the people acting like "OMGZ OLE PISS THINKS THIS IS THAR FEWCHUR!!@!@" need to sit down and have a coke.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 4:35 pm to
The arm slot is too far from the body. Been watching Tebow too much.

But he could block for himself.
This post was edited on 3/24/14 at 4:36 pm
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 10:51 pm to
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I was talking about our current qb throwing for 430 against them. You is confused


Nope, you were talking about hugh Freeze's offense against them...I told you not to be excited because why brag against Arky D..you stated something about Jennings.....and I stated Jennings at least played, and this qb (topic of the thread) did not...

Meaning, there is a solid point about bragging on an idividuals play as compared to team offensive totals against fricking Arky!


It's all good, we just got a little sideways and probably my wording
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