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re: I sought the Lord and He hath answered, and assured a Bama victory
Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:23 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:23 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
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If I were still able to go, I'd teabag all the Aubie's if it didn't mean I'd contract any possible disease onto my Championship Scrotum.
Grab some plastic wrap and a rubber band and get to baggin!
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Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:25 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
How is AJ supposed to get his manberries past the face mask?
Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:25 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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Nothing like combining God, bear, auburn, and nut sacks all in one OP.
You should have thrown a "Wow" in there for good measure.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:26 pm to A_Leather_Glove
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How is AJ supposed to get his manberries past the face mask?
Have you ever seen Alien? Yeah, it's like that.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:26 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
I've actually solved the problem already. The wife is currently lining it with crystal from the previous titles. The magic powers they have within will protect me from the Aububonic Plague.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:31 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
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If I were still able to go, I'd teabag all the Aubie's if it didn't mean I'd contract any possible disease onto my Championship Scrotum.
You shouldn't worry, you don't contribute in any way to the team's success, so your balls are in no way champions, and probably smell like stale farts and your sister's vag.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:32 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:56 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Hugo hasn't been his usual playful self.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:58 pm to GRTiger
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You shouldn't worry, you don't contribute in any way to the team's success, so your balls are in no way champions, and probably smell like stale farts and your sister's vag
You should see my wife. Officially qualifies me for Champion level balls.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:59 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
Hail Satan!
Posted on 11/30/13 at 12:01 am to FleshEatingSalsa
I have no idea what Jack Cristil has to do with tomorrows Iron Bowl but I can't wait to find out!
Posted on 11/30/13 at 12:09 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Pretty sure that: 1:) God has better things to do than discuss a college football game with a moron, and 2:) He doesn't find your posting amusing.
Posted on 11/30/13 at 12:09 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Nothing that a little Velma twerking can't cure.
C'mon Hugo, can I get a "Ruh Roh"?
Posted on 11/30/13 at 12:36 am to Katy Tiger
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Pretty sure that:
1:) God has better things to do than discuss a college football game with a moron, and
2:) He doesn't find your posting amusing.
Well you're wrong on both counts.
Oh, and He said "tell that a-hole to stop assuming he knows what I find amusing". He would have told you Himself, but you're a dirty whore, so...
This post was edited on 11/30/13 at 12:37 am
Posted on 11/30/13 at 12:42 am to MIZ_COU
quote:one and the same. Hail Satan!
Saban? Satan? confused
Posted on 11/30/13 at 1:00 am to AllBamaDoesIsWin
Pics?
Posted on 11/30/13 at 1:06 am to GRTiger
Maybe I'd email them to you one day.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Posted on 11/30/13 at 1:27 am to FleshEatingSalsa
The lord? We have Saban. We don't need the lord.
Posted on 11/30/13 at 6:28 am to semotruman
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And I'll bet his scrot has been tattooed.
BamaBoys?
You must have us mixed up with A&M and Manziel. They can tell what time of day it is buy looking at the shadow of his nut sack on their chin.
Posted on 11/30/13 at 6:29 am to Katy Tiger
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Pretty sure that: 1:) God has better things to do than discuss a college football game with a moron, and 2:) He doesn't find your posting amusing.
Lighten up, Francis. This was pure gold. And you're a complete shithead.
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