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re: I never understood all the gay jokes about aTm

Posted on 11/29/15 at 3:50 pm to
Posted by KTownRebel
Kennesaw, GA
Member since Oct 2014
2854 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 3:50 pm to
Why are there no pictures of aforementioned cheerleaders.
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 3:56 pm to
Do the Ags admit to the time-honored tradition of the jizz jar?
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 3:58 pm to
If Aggies aren't gay, then Asian people don't like rice
Posted by bama1959
Huntsville, AL
Member since Nov 2008
4558 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 3:59 pm to
What's the "jar" legend all about? On second thought don't tell me I'd rather not know.
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 3:59 pm to
Well they put the stereo in the type... it's kinda loud and proud..
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
33064 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

Do the Ags admit to the time-honored tradition of the jizz jar?


Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 4:05 pm to
Yeah...google "Aggie jizz jar" if you dare...
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

What's the "jar" legend all about? On second thought don't tell me I'd rather not know.


I actually kind of do want to know. I've heard the troll for so long that it never occurred to me that I had no idea what it was referencing. Someone go ahead and explain it for the rest of us. I can take it. I have a strong stomach -- after all, I've watched our football since I was wee lad and have yet to purge after a game. Well, without the help of copious amounts of alcohol, anyway.
Posted by Florida225
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
2833 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 4:09 pm to
A&M fan sitting in front of me did tell me, "that's why Louisiana people only score 720's on the SAT's."


He was with his son too, felt bad for the kid.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65711 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 4:11 pm to

Hell, google Aggie flight of the great pumpkin. Talk about some truly gross and fetish behavior. What those boys do to each other under the cover of tradition is mind-bending.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 4:12 pm to
They all jizz in a jar and drink it. It's a riveting tale and probably about as true as the gerbil in Richard Gere's arse. Which is to say, you know, maybe.
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 4:18 pm to
Aggies might or might not have a tradition of spilling their man-seed into a jar and then setting the jar on fire because it somehow represents the hated UT Tower. Maybe this tradition has died?
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 4:20 pm to
Well lookee here...

Yeah the Great Pumpkin thing is fricking maniacal too...

LINK
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

They all jizz in a jar and drink it. It's a riveting tale and probably about as true as the gerbil in Richard Gere's arse. Which is to say, you know, maybe.


Eesh. People, this is how terrible political e-mails happen. Stop spreading unfounded rumors, please.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 4:27 pm to
The gay guy that sits next to us even said "That's a bit much even for me"
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

I actually kind of do want to know


We jack off into communal Mason jars. One guy jacks off, one guy holds the jar, and a third makes sure nothing gay is going on.
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

You do realize the tradition stems from picking up women right?



Who touched your Tra-la-la?
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 4:47 pm to
quote:


We jack off into communal Mason jars. One guy jacks off, one guy holds the jar, and a third makes sure nothing gay is going on.


I've always said, it's not gay if you have a spotter.

I might want to think that one over a bit, just to make sure it holds up.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 4:48 pm to
What is wrong with being a little gay in 2015? We were just ahead of the curve.
This post was edited on 11/29/15 at 4:49 pm
Posted by Mrtommorrow1987
Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2008
13127 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 5:04 pm to
Its gay as frick
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