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I HATE Alabama
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:26 pm
I mean I absolutely f'n hate that team.. with a white-hot, irrational, undying intensity.
I cant stand the color. I cant stand the fans. I cant stand the program. I cant stand the players.
I cant stand bandwagon fans who've appeared. I cant stand the hick-flavored houndstooth b**lsh** terd coach that basically epitomized segregated football.
If it slid into the sea...
I have childishly terrorized coaches of theirs, fans of theirs, businesses, country clubs, even yacht clubs (unreal) in Birmingham and Tuscaloosa - at conferences, on vacations, on jukeboxes, fake delivery orders, dead flowers, telegrams, skywriting messages, notes left on windows, etc etc etc.
F em all.
You get my point.
Young Tennessee fans, feel my hatred and challenge yourself to catch up with me....end rant
I cant stand the color. I cant stand the fans. I cant stand the program. I cant stand the players.
I cant stand bandwagon fans who've appeared. I cant stand the hick-flavored houndstooth b**lsh** terd coach that basically epitomized segregated football.
If it slid into the sea...
I have childishly terrorized coaches of theirs, fans of theirs, businesses, country clubs, even yacht clubs (unreal) in Birmingham and Tuscaloosa - at conferences, on vacations, on jukeboxes, fake delivery orders, dead flowers, telegrams, skywriting messages, notes left on windows, etc etc etc.
F em all.
You get my point.
Young Tennessee fans, feel my hatred and challenge yourself to catch up with me....end rant
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Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:27 pm to ClintStoerner
Quality melt.
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:28 pm to ClintStoerner
I'm a huge fan of Bama this week. Bama fans are full of excuses, but Tennessee fans are incredibly stupid and deluded. I'd much rather the UT fans go away than the Bama fans.
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:30 pm to DawginSC
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Dawg
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. Bama fans are full of excuses
Ironic
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:31 pm to ClintStoerner
Lol
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:32 pm to ClintStoerner
The pre-melt melt.
Love it.
Love it.
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:34 pm to ClintStoerner
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I HATE Alabama
Newsflash: most of the country hates Alabama. Their demise will be glorious
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:36 pm to ClintStoerner
And I HATE UT
Phat Phil
The awful orange
Rocky Top
The stupid looking T on the helmet
The awful orange
Your reject band members that form a T at halftime in the stands
The starbust thing that your band has done since 1970
That damn blue tick hound
That awful orange
What I hate most about UT is not that they want to be Bama but that they think they ARE Bama. Yes, you are the 2nd best program in SEC history but you are a distant 2nd best. You lost to your biggest rival 15 straight fkn times. Only a loser program would do that.
Phat Phil
The awful orange
Rocky Top
The stupid looking T on the helmet
The awful orange
Your reject band members that form a T at halftime in the stands
The starbust thing that your band has done since 1970
That damn blue tick hound
That awful orange
What I hate most about UT is not that they want to be Bama but that they think they ARE Bama. Yes, you are the 2nd best program in SEC history but you are a distant 2nd best. You lost to your biggest rival 15 straight fkn times. Only a loser program would do that.
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:39 pm to ClintStoerner
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I mean I absolutely f'n hate that team.. with a white-hot, irrational, undying intensity. I cant stand the color. I cant stand the fans. I cant stand the program. I cant stand the players. I cant stand bandwagon fans who've appeared. I cant stand the hick-flavored houndstooth b**lsh** terd coach that basically epitomized segregated football. If it slid into the sea... I have childishly terrorized coaches of theirs, fans of theirs, businesses, country clubs, even yacht clubs (unreal) in Birmingham and Tuscaloosa - at conferences, on vacations, on jukeboxes, fake delivery orders, dead flowers, telegrams, skywriting messages, notes left on windows, etc etc etc. F em all. You get my point. Young Tennessee fans, feel my hatred and challenge yourself to catch up with me....end rant
And this is why I love college football
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:39 pm to Germantiger001
Lol they really love the rest of the hicks in the sec though. No big 6 team is liked in football by the media or fans.
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:40 pm to Jumpinjack
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Ironic
When you win the national championship, there's no such thing for an excuse for that season.
What's to excuse? You were the best team in the nation.
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:41 pm to ClintStoerner
You’re a fan of the stinking Vols. You should hate yourself and that daisy puke orange more than us.
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:44 pm to ClintStoerner
Trust me, the hate for UT is just as solid.
Puke-orange, buttchugging, plunger humping mountain tarts with their shitty "Rocky Top" song that sounds like "Smelly Cat" with shittier lyrics (somehow). OMG BUT PEYTON MANNING. Motherfricker's forehead is so big, it's like a $30 uber ride from his nose to his hairline.
Haven't accomplished shite since, what, Clinton was in office? But you stormed the field when you FINALLY broke a losing streak that started the year the first iPhone was released, which most of your toothless fanbase couldn't afford.
I hate UT. Somehow more than Auburn.
Puke-orange, buttchugging, plunger humping mountain tarts with their shitty "Rocky Top" song that sounds like "Smelly Cat" with shittier lyrics (somehow). OMG BUT PEYTON MANNING. Motherfricker's forehead is so big, it's like a $30 uber ride from his nose to his hairline.
Haven't accomplished shite since, what, Clinton was in office? But you stormed the field when you FINALLY broke a losing streak that started the year the first iPhone was released, which most of your toothless fanbase couldn't afford.
I hate UT. Somehow more than Auburn.
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:45 pm to ClintStoerner
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I HATE Alabama
I hate Tennessee too!
Now go paint that stupid rock and dip that mangy fleabag blue tick before you come down here.
Posted on 10/15/23 at 3:13 pm to ClintStoerner
Let it go it only fuels dark things
Posted on 10/15/23 at 3:14 pm to Jumpinjack
Alabama Hate week coming off of TAMU's Civilized Discussion Week is kinda jarring. But BUCK FAMA! 
Posted on 10/15/23 at 3:14 pm to ClintStoerner
Keep it simple OP.... just say, "I hate bama" and call it a day.
Posted on 10/15/23 at 3:16 pm to ClintStoerner
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ClintStoerner
Makes beating you one of my lifelong ambitions
Posted on 10/15/23 at 3:17 pm to ClintStoerner
Don’t be so scared. Y’all have a nice stadium. A decent fan base and a fun basketball program.
I know Hooker is gone and it has been a very long time since your school won anything that really counted….also because you are still irritationally in fear of a slowly fading superpower, only to fall victim to the rising superpower in the East.
But look, anything can happen.
I know Hooker is gone and it has been a very long time since your school won anything that really counted….also because you are still irritationally in fear of a slowly fading superpower, only to fall victim to the rising superpower in the East.
But look, anything can happen.
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