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re: I give you Zach "Joe Dirt" Mettenberger

Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:23 pm to
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19240 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:23 pm to

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,

- cause I got high, cause I high, cause I high.

(La da da da da da da da da)
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
96012 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:23 pm to
i cant put my finger on who he looks like.

certainly not joe dirt though.
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45150 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:23 pm to
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:24 pm to


#MercyKneelingTittyFeeling
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
16839 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:24 pm to
Looks like my dad in '74
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

Okay McConaughey, stop this shite. You aren't an NFL QB you're an actor. Haven't the Titans suffered enough, Matthew?


Sometimes to throw the ball forwards...






...you gotta go backwards first
Posted by sawfiddle
New Hope, Alabama
Member since Aug 2008
5713 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:26 pm to
...and got his head on a swivel lookin out for Suckerpunch Sammy.
Posted by Statestreet
Gueydan
Member since Sep 2008
12927 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:26 pm to
"Bet"-enberger
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:26 pm to
#TakingSacksFeelingRacks
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 3:29 pm
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68504 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:26 pm to
That's more Uncle Rico than Joe Dirt
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95904 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:29 pm to
He's like an Uncle Rico/David Spade combo
Posted by Dirty Whistle
Member since Jul 2011
1159 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:31 pm to
Or Chuck's little special brother Tuck Norris
Posted by Ashevillain
Member since Sep 2014
203 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:33 pm to
#ThrowinHailMarys,PoppinCherries
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:35 pm to
#Notawussyeatinhealthy
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:35 pm to
Zach crushed him in college
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68504 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:36 pm to
Back in '82, I used to could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
6859 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:36 pm to
That's Mr. Mettenberger to you loser!
Posted by Ashevillain
Member since Sep 2014
203 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

#Notawussyeatinhealthy


#DippinSkoalSmokinPole
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 3:41 pm to
#HittingReceiversAndTennesseeBeavers
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