re: How would you rank the SEC West coaches?

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How would you rank the SEC West coaches?

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by height

By the (4) cardinal qualities attributed to any man of course:
LOVE, JUSTICE, WISDOM, and POWER

LOVE--> Miles by a long shot. Loves his team, his players, the game, and LSU more than his home, Michigan:
1. Miles
2. Mullen (wears emotions on visor/sleeve)
3. Gus (pure emotion over Bama loss was channeled into a blow out of LSU)
4. Saban (really loves nothing but football
5. Freeze
6. Bert
7. Sumlin

JUSTICE---> Mullen has played and deserved every win he has tallied. Bad calls have not been a factor against good plays, and he makes the best of turnovers
1. Mullen
2. Freeze--also rightly deserved wins
3. Miles (takes the blame for everything, rightly scolded LF for Heisman pose, rightly got D.Day suspended for stomping, entire LSU team checking on fallen FLA player. The man's moral compass has no match. Would be #1 if it wasn't for 2 losses.
4. Saban
5. Gus
6. Bert
7. Sumlin

WISDOM--> The SECW is old school versus New School right now...and new school is winning, led by Hugh Freeze:
1. Freeze
2. Gus
3. Mullen (flawless game plans up to this point, but has made some absolute boneheaded decisions,money to be bailed out by raw talent)
4. Bert (again, sound coaching, but too many lost nail-biters)
5a. Saban (Lane Kiffin hire says hi)
5b. Miles (yet another QB controversy says hi)
7. Sumlin (defense is part of football too you know)

POWER---> Who can argue with Saban, besides his wife? Teams are predicated on power, brutality, and endurance
1. Saban
2. Mullen
3. Freeze
4. Gus
5. Miles
6. Bert
7. Sumlin (most finesse team in SECW. Ever)

After doing some obligatory averaging, the final ranking for any of you rantards that made it this far is:

1. Mullen
2. Freeze
3. Miles
4a. Gus
4b. Saban (alphabetically order )
6. Bert
7. Sumlin