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re: How will you mourn if your school is the first to lose to Bert?
Posted on 5/8/14 at 9:54 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Posted on 5/8/14 at 9:54 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Speedball.
MULTIPLE speedballs.
MULTIPLE speedballs.
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Posted on 5/8/14 at 10:17 am to beatbammer
I will wander the back roads of Lee County beating myself across the back with a flail to atone for whatever sin I committed that made God forsake my Auburn Tigers. fricking Catholic guilt.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 12:05 pm to AUCatfish
not at all - disappointing sure, but then its just a game and the season moves on.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 12:30 pm to beatbammer
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Speedball.
MULTIPLE speedballs.
Ever had a cheeseball?
That's cocaine and cheese.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 4:58 pm to Stonehog
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Ever had a cheeseball?
That's cocaine and cheese.
Sounds delicious!
Posted on 5/8/14 at 5:37 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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How will you mourn if your school is the first to lose to Bert?
Posted on 5/8/14 at 5:39 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
I will go to Golden Corral and eat myself into obeliemian.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 5:55 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
I would be John Chavis.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 6:31 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
I'll throw a piss balloon at myself.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 9:50 pm to Whiskey Man
Looking at you Auburn, A&M, Georgia, LSU, & state.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 9:59 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Posted on 7/17/14 at 11:13 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
quote:Not sure why it would apply to us.
Not enough Auburn fans in here.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 11:15 pm to FearlessFreep
Isn't Arkansas the only SEC school that has lost to Bert?
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:01 am to arrakis
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:46 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Drink a toast with my great grandchildren to my phenomenal longevity. 
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 2:07 am
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:46 am to CtotheVrzrbck
quote:It depends on what school he was at, because it would mean Bert somehow got hired away from Arkansas without ever winning a SEC game.
How will you mourn if your school is the first to lose to Bert?
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 2:47 am
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:04 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Probably kill myself.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:03 am to CtotheVrzrbck
A strong Ark is good for the SEC west. The guy reminds me of Gene Stallings with the style football that he plays. I think there are good things coming for Ark fans.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:37 am to CtotheVrzrbck
God, I'm so glad LSU is never in the running for an off-season championship.
Notice the conspicuous dearth of grinding this year. This leads me to believe State likely finishes ahead of Ole Miss and Arky.
Notice the conspicuous dearth of grinding this year. This leads me to believe State likely finishes ahead of Ole Miss and Arky.
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