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How was McElwain able to survive his sex scandal but Freeze was not?

Posted on 7/20/17 at 10:21 pm
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 10:21 pm
Better PR or media strategy?

Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29026 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 10:22 pm to
No cell phone involved.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18331 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 10:23 pm to
McElwain didn't Nutt in the shark.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
70775 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 10:24 pm to
PETA.


If Freeze tried to frick a black bear, assuming the bear consented, he'd still be coaching.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123593 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 10:30 pm to
The shark gave its consent
Posted by Killean
Port Charlotte, FL
Member since Nov 2010
4669 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 10:31 pm to
It was 12 miles out.. he was in international waters..

Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 10:32 pm to
LOL IRL.
Posted by PorkRoast
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2015
6047 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 10:33 pm to
I don't care what McElwain says. That's him.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 10:45 pm to
Plausible deniability.

Even though it's clearly him, it technically can't be proved.

Freeze is an idiot. Should have used a burner phone or had somebody else do it. He left himself no out.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8597 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 10:48 pm to
The shark smiled/consented.
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37133 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 10:49 pm to
You would think a shark of all animals would be turned off by yellow teeth

Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:06 pm to
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14786 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 12:20 pm to
Idk. Especially since it's a pattern (see last year's LSU game).
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25174 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Freeze is an idiot. Should have used a burner phone or had somebody else do it. He left himself no out.


Bingo. He didn't just ask to be caught, he was begging to be caught.
Posted by Gamecock4Life
Columbia, SC. GO CAROLINA PANTHERS
Member since Oct 2013
7318 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 1:26 pm to
Lmao 9/10 OP
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 1:32 pm to
It just means more
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 1:35 pm to
I laughed audibly...now my coworkers are popping their heads in my office to see what's up.
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
14037 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 2:25 pm to
That is of JM jumping the shark. It's why he gets so angry when it's brought up.

No way that's NOT him
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48705 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 2:28 pm to
I know this is a joke, but Freeze's preaching and constant grandstanding is the reason.
Posted by TheHat7
Member since Oct 2015
7189 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 2:28 pm to
Oh he's fuk's the black bears alright
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