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How much weight has Bert lost?

Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:04 pm
Posted by Big_Sur
Member since Nov 2012
1115 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:04 pm
Bert looks slim, I think he's lost a good 20-30lbs at least since the beginning of the season.

Am I crazy or do others also notice a skinny, fitter Bielema on the sidelines? How much weight has he dropped?
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19202 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:04 pm to
put down the gravy. you're drunk.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95873 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:05 pm to
How fat are you? Jeebus
Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Member since Jan 2012
10773 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:06 pm to
In the neighborhood of 46 to 54 pounds
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:08 pm to
It's the new 4x coat that has the slimming effect.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17260 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:09 pm to
Bet he could shut down a "all you can eat " catfish place.
Posted by hogfly
Fayetteville, AR
Member since May 2014
4634 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:09 pm to
Under Armour is testing their new slimming girdle on him.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25174 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:10 pm to
Please, we all know Bert has been skipping his third desert every evening. He is well on his way to being a lean, mean, waddling machine.
Posted by BaconGrease
Memphis Tenn
Member since Jun 2013
756 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:17 pm to
Why are you checking out another man's physique?

NM. Your lifestyle is your business.
Posted by hogfly
Fayetteville, AR
Member since May 2014
4634 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:20 pm to
I swear that next time I run into Bielema in the grocery store, I'll probably end up calling him Bert thanks to the rant.
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

CNB


Oh hey there psycho. Had any good melts this season?
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:22 pm to
LOL good one. Bet's been eating his arse off this season.
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5441 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

put down the gravy. you're drunk.


Exactly! Bert looks like he's eaten another baby pig at about 70 new pounds! Bert is a fricking fatass!

How can that cute arse wife "climb aboard" that lardass!

Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:29 pm to

He's wearing the same undergarments he wore vs: LSU, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Auburn...

Spanxed
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:46 pm to
Change the aspect ratio on your tv.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95873 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:47 pm to
Why are you calling me a psycho?
Posted by FayetteNAM
Boston Mountains
Member since Jun 2013
7211 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

Bet he could shut down a "all you can eat " catfish place.

He tries once a week during his radio show... hush puppies stop that though.
Posted by FayetteNAM
Boston Mountains
Member since Jun 2013
7211 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Under Armour is testing their new slimming girdle on him.

We aren't paupers... Nike or nothing.
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5441 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 4:21 pm to
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