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re: How many of you hate Alabama and want them to lose every game for all of eternity?

Posted on 9/5/17 at 4:33 am to
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 4:33 am to
Me too, Alabama fans remind me of Colin Quinn's character in Grown Ups.
Posted by holdmydak
Member since Feb 2017
378 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 5:24 am to
I'm ready to have a chance to win the west again, but I don't necessarily hate Alabama. It's been almost a decade of starting the season with a loss before opening kickoff.

Must be nice being in the East. Not having to play bama every year, instead playing Mizzou, kentucky, vandy, South Carolina, or Florida's shitty offense.

Oddly enough, state has been one of it's best runs in its history throughout the entirety of Alabama's dynasty run. State hasn't missed a bowl game since 2009, a period where the SEC West has had 8 combined national championship appearances from 3 different teams, and 5 total national championships.

I guess we gotta wait for Saban to die? I don't see that man being the retirement type.

One thing I will say about Bama fans: biggest spoiled brats in the SEC. If they lose 1 game they cry like little babies because they can't get #17 or whatever number national championship it is. Do you realize how lucky you are to be born into such a winning tradition and/or own a double wide in Alabama or surrounding states? Be humble when you lose instead of acting like little babies because Daddy Saban couldn't get you another toy.

"but daddy I wanted a new one!"

"You can play with the 2015 one until next year, it's the exact same thing"

"No dad it's not I need the new model every year or I'm gonna throw a fit while some of my friends have never even seen a toy or havent gotten a new one since integration!!! It's not fair daddy you were getting me a new one every year and now Clemson get's it."


Actually yeah frick Alabama and their arrogant arse condescending attitude. Did you play for the team? no. Did you graduate from the school? probably not. Do you live in a trailer? most likely. Do you have a degree? not a chance. Do you enjoy a little coffee with your meth? ummm roll tide.

You are not better than anyone because you got a Brody Croyle uniform at the Goodwill and decided to hop on that bandwagon.

If you have passed more hours from bama and/or have more real teeth than Bama's national championship count, I apologize, this wasn't meant for you, just your cousin's (that may or may not also be your sister, or mother, or lover?) 3rd husband.

Sweet Home Alabama,
where my cousin's my sister too,
Roll Tide Roll!

Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
4560 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 6:43 am to
Says "we" even though he never went to college, doesn't make enough money to contribute to the athletic foundation, and is sporting a Yankees AV. That's the trifecta of retardation. Just show us a pic of yourself being about 350 pounds and punching your 400 pound wife after that loss to Clemson last year and we can confirm your Bama fandom
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 6:44 am to
I want a meteorite to crash into the Iron Bowl and cleanse the world of the entire state.



But otherwise....
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46188 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 6:47 am to
quote:

How many of you hate Alabama and want them to lose every game for all of eternity?


Would watch
Posted by JamalSanders
On a boat
Member since Jul 2015
12135 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 6:50 am to
Checking in. I would pull for ISIS over Bama in underwater basket weaving. I want them to lose every game, event, competition they enter or compete it.

That being said I have met and am good friends with tons of great people who happen to have went to school there or pull for bama, but I want the school itself to lose and lose in everything.
Posted by djrunner
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
5318 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 6:54 am to
I want them to win every game except when we play you.
Posted by TchPowDog
Zachary, LA
Member since Sep 2015
4798 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 6:57 am to
Downvote. You guys have a bottom 2-3 athletic program in the SEC.

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I want y'all to win more!
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 6:58 am to
quote:

We may be living during a once and a lifetime dynasty,


Second time in my lifetime Bama has had the best coach, who built dynasties that will be spoken of for years to come. Third different coach to win a National title in my lifetime. 4th to win a SEC title.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73492 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 7:01 am to
3 or 4 would be nice.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
2282 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 7:29 am to
quote:

We are the damn standard, you baby back bitch.


Nothing but the truth. If it hurts, grow up.
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
3639 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 7:31 am to
quote:

What happens tho when he retires? He is unique and will not be replaced. That is when Rant goes crazy because it's open season


That is when I will retire from the internet
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30599 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 7:32 am to
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It's been almost a decade of starting the season with a loss before opening kickoff.
This is the true reason for the animosity. Getting beat is bad enough, but not having any hope of winning must really be crushing....hell, I'd hate us too if I was them.
Posted by RichardCranium
Baton Rouge, Louisiana, USA
Member since Aug 2005
2437 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 7:53 am to
Chicken can we bend the rules a little for this Thread and allow up voting at will?
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24747 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 7:58 am to
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15391 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:17 am to
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I don't hate Bama, I feel sad for them.

Football is all they have.



You have made over 1600 posts to a college football message board.




Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30599 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:24 am to
quote:

You have made over 1600 posts to a college football message board.
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8177 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:28 am to
I hope the entire Alabama campus sinks into the earth. I would wish ill upon their fanbase but I think their lives are punishment enough.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72063 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:30 am to
This isn't limited to the gumps. Scruffy wants all teams not named LSU to lose.
Posted by Abe1961
Member since Oct 2014
2413 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:34 am to
Why do you need the sec home office and the referees to win?
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