Started By
Message
re: How many of you hate Alabama and want them to lose every game for all of eternity?
Posted on 9/5/17 at 4:33 am to cypressbrake3
Posted on 9/5/17 at 4:33 am to cypressbrake3
Me too, Alabama fans remind me of Colin Quinn's character in Grown Ups.
Posted on 9/5/17 at 5:24 am to harmonics
I'm ready to have a chance to win the west again, but I don't necessarily hate Alabama. It's been almost a decade of starting the season with a loss before opening kickoff.
Must be nice being in the East. Not having to play bama every year, instead playing Mizzou, kentucky, vandy, South Carolina, or Florida's shitty offense.
Oddly enough, state has been one of it's best runs in its history throughout the entirety of Alabama's dynasty run. State hasn't missed a bowl game since 2009, a period where the SEC West has had 8 combined national championship appearances from 3 different teams, and 5 total national championships.
I guess we gotta wait for Saban to die? I don't see that man being the retirement type.
One thing I will say about Bama fans: biggest spoiled brats in the SEC. If they lose 1 game they cry like little babies because they can't get #17 or whatever number national championship it is. Do you realize how lucky you are to be born into such a winning tradition and/or own a double wide in Alabama or surrounding states? Be humble when you lose instead of acting like little babies because Daddy Saban couldn't get you another toy.
"but daddy I wanted a new one!"
"You can play with the 2015 one until next year, it's the exact same thing"
"No dad it's not I need the new model every year or I'm gonna throw a fit while some of my friends have never even seen a toy or havent gotten a new one since integration!!! It's not fair daddy you were getting me a new one every year and now Clemson get's it."
Actually yeah frick Alabama and their arrogant arse condescending attitude. Did you play for the team? no. Did you graduate from the school? probably not. Do you live in a trailer? most likely. Do you have a degree? not a chance. Do you enjoy a little coffee with your meth? ummm roll tide.
You are not better than anyone because you got a Brody Croyle uniform at the Goodwill and decided to hop on that bandwagon.
If you have passed more hours from bama and/or have more real teeth than Bama's national championship count, I apologize, this wasn't meant for you, just your cousin's (that may or may not also be your sister, or mother, or lover?) 3rd husband.
Sweet Home Alabama,
where my cousin's my sister too,
Roll Tide Roll!
Must be nice being in the East. Not having to play bama every year, instead playing Mizzou, kentucky, vandy, South Carolina, or Florida's shitty offense.
Oddly enough, state has been one of it's best runs in its history throughout the entirety of Alabama's dynasty run. State hasn't missed a bowl game since 2009, a period where the SEC West has had 8 combined national championship appearances from 3 different teams, and 5 total national championships.
I guess we gotta wait for Saban to die? I don't see that man being the retirement type.
One thing I will say about Bama fans: biggest spoiled brats in the SEC. If they lose 1 game they cry like little babies because they can't get #17 or whatever number national championship it is. Do you realize how lucky you are to be born into such a winning tradition and/or own a double wide in Alabama or surrounding states? Be humble when you lose instead of acting like little babies because Daddy Saban couldn't get you another toy.
"but daddy I wanted a new one!"
"You can play with the 2015 one until next year, it's the exact same thing"
"No dad it's not I need the new model every year or I'm gonna throw a fit while some of my friends have never even seen a toy or havent gotten a new one since integration!!! It's not fair daddy you were getting me a new one every year and now Clemson get's it."
Actually yeah frick Alabama and their arrogant arse condescending attitude. Did you play for the team? no. Did you graduate from the school? probably not. Do you live in a trailer? most likely. Do you have a degree? not a chance. Do you enjoy a little coffee with your meth? ummm roll tide.
You are not better than anyone because you got a Brody Croyle uniform at the Goodwill and decided to hop on that bandwagon.
If you have passed more hours from bama and/or have more real teeth than Bama's national championship count, I apologize, this wasn't meant for you, just your cousin's (that may or may not also be your sister, or mother, or lover?) 3rd husband.
Sweet Home Alabama,
where my cousin's my sister too,
Roll Tide Roll!
Posted on 9/5/17 at 6:43 am to Tuscaloosa
Says "we" even though he never went to college, doesn't make enough money to contribute to the athletic foundation, and is sporting a Yankees AV. That's the trifecta of retardation. Just show us a pic of yourself being about 350 pounds and punching your 400 pound wife after that loss to Clemson last year and we can confirm your Bama fandom
Posted on 9/5/17 at 6:44 am to harmonics
I want a meteorite to crash into the Iron Bowl and cleanse the world of the entire state.
But otherwise....
But otherwise....
Posted on 9/5/17 at 6:47 am to harmonics
quote:
How many of you hate Alabama and want them to lose every game for all of eternity?
Would watch
Posted on 9/5/17 at 6:50 am to Weagle25
Checking in. I would pull for ISIS over Bama in underwater basket weaving. I want them to lose every game, event, competition they enter or compete it.
That being said I have met and am good friends with tons of great people who happen to have went to school there or pull for bama, but I want the school itself to lose and lose in everything.
That being said I have met and am good friends with tons of great people who happen to have went to school there or pull for bama, but I want the school itself to lose and lose in everything.
Posted on 9/5/17 at 6:54 am to harmonics
I want them to win every game except when we play you.
Posted on 9/5/17 at 6:57 am to harmonics
Downvote. You guys have a bottom 2-3 athletic program in the SEC.
..
I want y'all to win more!
..
I want y'all to win more!
Posted on 9/5/17 at 6:58 am to 1BIGTigerFan
quote:
We may be living during a once and a lifetime dynasty,
Second time in my lifetime Bama has had the best coach, who built dynasties that will be spoken of for years to come. Third different coach to win a National title in my lifetime. 4th to win a SEC title.
Posted on 9/5/17 at 7:29 am to Tuscaloosa
quote:
We are the damn standard, you baby back bitch.
Nothing but the truth. If it hurts, grow up.
Posted on 9/5/17 at 7:31 am to MullenBoys
quote:
What happens tho when he retires? He is unique and will not be replaced. That is when Rant goes crazy because it's open season
That is when I will retire from the internet
Posted on 9/5/17 at 7:32 am to holdmydak
quote:This is the true reason for the animosity. Getting beat is bad enough, but not having any hope of winning must really be crushing....hell, I'd hate us too if I was them.
It's been almost a decade of starting the season with a loss before opening kickoff.
Posted on 9/5/17 at 7:53 am to harmonics
Chicken can we bend the rules a little for this Thread and allow up voting at will?
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:17 am to cypressbrake3
quote:
I don't hate Bama, I feel sad for them.
Football is all they have.
You have made over 1600 posts to a college football message board.
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:24 am to StopRobot
quote:
You have made over 1600 posts to a college football message board.
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:28 am to harmonics
I hope the entire Alabama campus sinks into the earth. I would wish ill upon their fanbase but I think their lives are punishment enough.
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:30 am to harmonics
This isn't limited to the gumps. Scruffy wants all teams not named LSU to lose.
Posted on 9/5/17 at 8:34 am to Scruffy
Why do you need the sec home office and the referees to win?
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News