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re: How is that Florida safety that got trucked?
Posted on 9/21/12 at 11:54 am to Bose Ikard
Posted on 9/21/12 at 11:54 am to Bose Ikard
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Bose Ikard
Brother. Let's have a little chat, shall we? I think this is a good teaching moment that I don't want to waste. If they ever make a Smack-Talk For Dummies book, this as an example of what NOT to do.
Let's look at what you said in a slightly exaggerated fashion. Exaggeration helps illustrate the point, much like absurdity is useful in illustrating the absurd.
Example:
Bose (exaggerated):
"How's that player we ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATED on that one AWESOMELY BODACIOUS play where we knocked him out of the game with our UNMATCHED WONDROUS MAGNIFICENTNESSEDNESSS!!!! HOW DOES THAT DICK TASTE, BEYOTCH!!!"
Florida fans:
"Scoreboard"
Learn from this, young grasshopper.
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Posted on 9/21/12 at 11:55 am to dedfella
like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGyQZupGpZM
I think Malena trucked the Florida safety. Only reason he didn't keep running was because a LBer got his legs, not because of the Florida safety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGyQZupGpZM
I think Malena trucked the Florida safety. Only reason he didn't keep running was because a LBer got his legs, not because of the Florida safety.
This post was edited on 9/21/12 at 11:57 am
Posted on 9/21/12 at 11:58 am to Bose Ikard
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like this?
legit
Posted on 9/21/12 at 12:00 pm to KaiserSoze99
yea, yea. Whatever. I knew they would reply with "Scoreboard," but I didn't care, because I wanted to post that video. I figured I would go with the asymmetrical smacktalk to help buffer the the all-too-obvious "scoreboard" responses.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 12:00 pm to Bose Ikard
He just pulled his fake hammy, They transplanted a new one from fresh walk on.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 12:03 pm to 20symbolsisnotenoug
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Greg Jones vs UNC
My favorite "trucking" of all time
Posted on 9/21/12 at 12:07 pm to Bose Ikard
Now let's reverse roles, shall we?
If we trucked one of your players in a game and lost, we would be more p'od about losing the game than trucking a player off the winning team.
That goes to show why you guys have sucked and will always suck.
If we trucked one of your players in a game and lost, we would be more p'od about losing the game than trucking a player off the winning team.
That goes to show why you guys have sucked and will always suck.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 12:15 pm to srotaG adirolF
As soon as I saw this thread I knew it was the hit on Josh Evans our safety # 9 he wore another jersey number last year. I remember the play and I thought Josh took poor angle..he has done that a few times...he has also brought the wood a few times.
A&M played their hearts out and put 110% effort with Gameday and first ever SEC game etc etc and we STILL waxed that azz...so what does that mean? Well...ask UK about 4pm tomorrow or LSU after game is over on Oct 6th. UF is better than folks think. 2011 is long gone pal and Boom has this team with everything in sight for Hotlanta.
A&M played their hearts out and put 110% effort with Gameday and first ever SEC game etc etc and we STILL waxed that azz...so what does that mean? Well...ask UK about 4pm tomorrow or LSU after game is over on Oct 6th. UF is better than folks think. 2011 is long gone pal and Boom has this team with everything in sight for Hotlanta.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 12:18 pm to reel_gator8
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and we STILL waxed that azz...so what does that mean?
That the definition of an "azz waxing" has significantly changed?
ETA: Just fricking w/ you, I hope you know
This post was edited on 9/21/12 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 9/21/12 at 12:18 pm to reel_gator8
I do think UF is better than people think. I meant it when I said yall could win the East. We did have a freshmen QB starting his first game ever, and we still really should have won the game. But we didn't. Yall did. That's really all that matters. As I have said before, congrats.
Again, I just loved that hit and wanted to post the video.
Again, I just loved that hit and wanted to post the video.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 12:18 pm to Bose Ikard
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That was hilarious, he just stuck his should out and put the DB on his back.
That db he sticks is Sean Taylor. Makes it that much more impressive. Greg Jones against Dexter Reid is awesome too
Posted on 9/21/12 at 12:41 pm to srotaG adirolF
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If we trucked one of your players in a game and lost, we would be more p'od about losing the game than trucking a player off the winning team.
That goes to show why you guys have sucked and will always suck.
THIS...
minus the "will always suck" bullshite.
I think this is also a good teaching moment that we should not pass on. Let's talk about the danger of speaking in absolutes....
Never mind. I won't bore you. Let me just say, I know you were just fricking with the OP, but GODDAMN, that sound like another fan base we all know (which will remain unnamed) when you say shite like that. It's all good. I know y'all aren't like that, at least not as stone-faced serious as the unnamed shits.
I don't know if you can imagine the hate. Nor do I expect anyone to really understand how bad it is. It's not a good-natured hatred. It's certainly not fun and goes WAY beyond football or sports in general. When you have the BOR of one university at a dinner party literally discussing ways to get the legislature to cut funding to the other university in a desperate attempt to maintain its status (honest to God truth) it's not a healthy, fun rivalry.
Anyway, the OP's execution was really bad, but the point of the thread--it was a good hit.
This post was edited on 9/21/12 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 9/21/12 at 1:10 pm to Bose Ikard
Posted on 9/21/12 at 1:12 pm to dedfella
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True "trucking" requires decent run after the hit or scoring over the prone body of the "trucked"
This. Plus your team lost.
This is Ronnie Brown displaying true trucking abilities.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 1:18 pm to Bose Ikard
Evans did his job. Gotta get lower on the FB though or that kinda thing will happen.
He did stop his forward momentum though, and then the LB just tipped him over.
Not a pure truck.
Evans leads the team in tackles with 21. Been a little weak in pass coverage at times, but has been solid on the back end stopping big plays.
He did stop his forward momentum though, and then the LB just tipped him over.
Not a pure truck.
Evans leads the team in tackles with 21. Been a little weak in pass coverage at times, but has been solid on the back end stopping big plays.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 1:25 pm to dedfella
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He got hit hard but he didn't get trucked
I gotta disagree (and I'm obviously a Florida fan). Evans definitely got trucked
That was a thing of beauty by A&M's RB
Posted on 9/21/12 at 1:28 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
He got trucked, not doubt. I was surprised how small the rb was that did it.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 1:33 pm to 20symbolsisnotenoug
20symbolsisnotenoug
You beat me to it. That is the hit I thought of when I read the title of this thread. That friggin dude was brutal. Great find by you
You beat me to it. That is the hit I thought of when I read the title of this thread. That friggin dude was brutal. Great find by you
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