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re: How fat can Bert get before it becomes an issue?

Posted on 7/23/15 at 7:29 am to
Posted by timm6971463
oakdale la
Member since Mar 2008
4361 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 7:29 am to
Bert or any other coach would not be able to out outlast our Coach Leslie they might damage him for a while but when they are ready to quit Les has just got madder and is beating on the. backs of their head !
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 7:40 am to
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Didn't Mangino get fired for beating/abusing a player or something?

I think it was more like verbal abuse. He also amassed a bunch of parking tickets on campus and was abusiv about that as well. It all happened about the same time as Leach and the USF coach. KU made a huge mistake letting him go.
Posted by Fear The Thumb
Coastal, AL
Member since Nov 2012
3368 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 7:45 am to
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JCinBAMA

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True story he can be seen from outer space.

Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
14247 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 7:50 am to
Odds are 75% of the weiners on here that bash Bielema's weight are obese as shite. Especially those living in MS and AL.
Posted by The Program
Member since Sep 2014
824 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 7:51 am to
I can't believe how so many people talk about a mans appearance. This place has gone full on gay. I do work with a guy you should meet, I think you'll hit it off.
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 8:08 am to
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LSU students used to bring fishing poles with donuts on them to catch Fat Phil when Tennessee played in Baton Rouge
Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 8:13 am to
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And how could Mangino beat a player with those short arms??


beat? he sweat on a player and almost drowned him,, that's the "official" excuse for firing him, the real reason is they didn't want a heart attack on the sideline on camera.
Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 8:18 am to
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I can't believe how so many people talk about a mans appearance. This place has gone full on gay. I do work with a guy you should meet, I think you'll hit it off.


when you're obesely fat..

when you're grotesquely fat..

when you're so fat it makes people uncomfortable when you walk in the room, yes in the OTHER 49 states that actually can happen.

Buhrtt.. the "face" of a program.

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"There's no -y in soooooie!," screamed the same Arkansas fans who haven't ever distiguished between your and you're in their entire lives.
Go figure, Arkansas, the state with more misspelled words than any state outside of West Virginia, is suddenly up in arms over grammar.
Hello, it's a made up word!


Posted by joeyb147
Member since Jun 2009
16019 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 8:22 am to
It's already an issue for his heart.
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 8:53 am to
Fat as he wants.......as long as he wins.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 8:58 am to
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yes in the OTHER 49 states that actually can happen.


Isn't the skinniest state still around 20 or so % obese? That's 1 in 5 people for you trashy rioters and looters who can't do math. Bert wouldn't even be a blip on anyone's radar.
Posted by casublett1
Columbia
Member since Feb 2015
398 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:21 am to
I'm just worried about Arkansas facilities. Having a man, that fat , strolling around campus on a daily basis can cause extensive damage to the infrastructure.
This post was edited on 7/23/15 at 9:22 am
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22301 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:23 am to
So long as they can use that WalMart money to reinforce the sideline and avoid sinkhole issues, Bert should be fine.
Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:31 am to
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Bert wouldn't even be a blip ..


"blip" no,,, BLOP yes..


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What's the Dumbest Stereotypical Arkansas Fan Like In His Element?
He's been fired from six different Wal Marts for a variety of employment offenses including, but not limited to, illegally filming with an audio/video display camera in the women's bathroom, stealing Razorback football jerseys that he subsequently lit on fire when Bobby Petrino was fired, hiding ammunition in his pannus -- the fat overlapping gut that every Arkansas fan seems to have from birth -- and smuggling out Viagra pills which were TOTALLY NOT FOR HIM but for a friend instead.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:40 am to
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He's been fired from six different Wal Marts for a variety of employment offenses


well there goes that- if he was fired from walmart once he wouldn't be working again at any walmart. stupid people trying to be funny equals not funny.

Posted by The Program
Member since Sep 2014
824 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:40 am to
So do you want to meet him or not? Hope, for his sake, you don't have TMJ.
Posted by Sarcastro
Member since May 2012
1376 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:46 am to
He's fat.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:50 am to
we're all praying for Bert's thyroid
Posted by YankeeHandle
St. Louis
Member since Nov 2014
1340 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:52 am to
He's probably more worried about his football players spending counterfeit cash.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:54 am to
considering that was basketball players- he's probably not.
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