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re: How do you mule your whiskey into your stadium?
Posted on 8/12/13 at 12:24 pm to GATADawgs
Posted on 8/12/13 at 12:24 pm to GATADawgs
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Last year in Athens, a security guy stuck his hands in my cowboy boots and grabbed my ankles checking for alcohol...
Dangit. I use double ziploc bags filled with Captain Morgan and put one in each sock. I use the gallon backs, take all the air out, and wrap around the ankles.
Girls tape/strap the ziploc bags very high up the thigh under their dress.
Neiter has failed in 10 years...
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Posted on 8/12/13 at 12:27 pm to gatorhata9
I go to every home game and that's the only time that has ever happened to me. I went in through the student gate that time, as well.
Posted on 8/12/13 at 12:31 pm to GATADawgs
after getting caught with it in my boot and under my jacket in bottles I started taping ziplocs on underside of my arms. Then wore a jacket. Never got caught again.
Posted on 8/12/13 at 12:33 pm to jeffereycole
As as student I would always get pretty inebriated before and then take 2-4 of these tucked in my waistband.
Posted on 8/12/13 at 12:34 pm to GATADawgs
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I go to every home game and that's the only time that has ever happened to me. I went in through the student gate that time, as well.
Damn. I'll have to be careful this year.
Posted on 8/12/13 at 12:36 pm to jeffereycole
I quit drinking now, but in my pocket if I did.
But as a student I got it in the stadium in my bloodstream. Good lord I was tore up, and usually started remembering the game at the half. By the end I was ready to tailgate some more. I got searched all the time because I reaked of whiskey, and usually pissed off the marshalls bc they never found anything.
But as a student I got it in the stadium in my bloodstream. Good lord I was tore up, and usually started remembering the game at the half. By the end I was ready to tailgate some more. I got searched all the time because I reaked of whiskey, and usually pissed off the marshalls bc they never found anything.
Posted on 8/12/13 at 12:42 pm to Priapus
Put it in my back pockets. When your not going in the student section it's ridiculously easy, I couls sneak an uzi in at VHS. (for some weird reason I feel the need to come out and say that's a joke.)
Posted on 8/12/13 at 12:46 pm to Priapus
I swallow balloons filled with Makers Mark. The key is to drink a lot of coffee and eat a bran muffin about an hour before I go to the stadium.
Posted on 8/12/13 at 3:32 pm to 12
Used to sneak it into student section at Tiger Stadium in an I.V. bag around the waist. Looked like the beer gut I have now. 
Posted on 8/12/13 at 3:36 pm to gatorhata9
I consider myself to be fairly attractive and it was a male doing the search so I honestly don't think it's something they do all the time. I should've said something when he did it
Posted on 8/12/13 at 3:49 pm to GATADawgs
Inside of my kids diaper bag. Put a poopy diaper on top, they refuse to check the rest.
Posted on 8/12/13 at 3:55 pm to Tds & Beer
I see my photo is making the rounds
Posted on 8/12/13 at 3:58 pm to NYCAuburn
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I see my photo is making the rounds
If that is indeed your photo, it's all over Pinterest as well
Posted on 8/12/13 at 4:08 pm to GATADawgs
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If that is indeed your photo, it's all over Pinterest as well
a friend of mine took it, I posted it up several places.
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I hope you are female
This post was edited on 8/12/13 at 4:09 pm
Posted on 8/12/13 at 4:19 pm to NYCAuburn
Flask of whiskey ain't the problem. Getting my 
on can be. Thankful for the recent advent of portable vaporizers.
on can be. Thankful for the recent advent of portable vaporizers. 
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