re: Horror stories from fans at games/worst thing you've seen fans do at a game

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aTm fan poured a drink on my wife then ran off.

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bullshite. No woman would marry you.

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After a little while one of the Auburn fans got tired of it and told the little kids that Santa didn't exist. Long story short kid started crying and Auburn still lost the football game.


That one is actually kind of funny

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Best post in thread.

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AUCatfish
Horror stories from fans at games/worst thing you've seen fans do at a game


At the (enter any year that Auburn has played LSU in BR)Auburn/LSU game I had the following things happen:

1)I was Tigerbaited*
2)Thrown a piss soaked nerf football and contracted some kind of STD from it
3)Tried to take a dump in a Port-o-Pottie, LSU fans knocked it over and I was covered in shite and blue fluid for the entire game
4)My 90 year old grandmother was kidnapped and turned into some kind of sex slave for the entire game
5)My child was kidnapped and fed to Mike the Tiger.
6)Soaked by a stiff dew*

*actual events

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:rotflmao:

Several years ago, when Ga Tech and Auburn still played regularly, I took my 85+ year old grandfather to a game in atlanta. He was a Tech fan. i was an AU grad.

My boss had given us 50 yard line seats in the west stands of Grant Field. (Tech alum side). I was being low key because of my grandad and where we sat.

Anyway, AU won. As we were leaving the stadium, some Tech coed who was drunk off her arse, came up to me and threw an entire drink of bourbon in my face. I was pissed. She coulda warned me. I woulda had my mouth open.

Almost got ran over by a car in Oxford once.

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Went to a TN game in Knoxville and I knew I would see many mullets walking down the street, but what I didn't expect was to have really old ladies honking at me and yelling out the windows about how GA sucked and TN was the bees knees.

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then don't try and steal our water, got dang it

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one year when ole miss was decent, some runt was walking into the stadium with two low-end sorostitutes talking condescending shite to me and my wife. i asked him politely to not talk to us and he flippantly told me to keep it classy. i grabbed him by his throat and slammed him against the wall basically lifting his entire little body off the ground. i didn't need to hit him for him to get the message, the three of them looked like they had seen a ghost.

word to the wise grove bears, keep your mouths shut when you come here and leave immediately when the game is over.

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What a badass we've got here, y'all.

Just been cussed out and flipped off. None of that shite bothers me though because I've done it myself

In '07 at Arrowhead in the freezing temps we had beer poured on us multiple times. The same people stood behind us the whole game and just yelled "frick you" in our ears over and over again while we didn't say a word and watched the game. When some stewards came up to ask what was going on all of the Mizzou fans in our area pointed at us. Eventually the guys passed out on the ground. fricking assholes.

I saw an Alabama fan say, "Hope you enjoy the game tonight." To me. I was in horror. How dare you tell me what to do! I told him, "Thanks, you too - should be a good one." The look on his face was mortifying. He must've realized that I am a psychic and told him the game was indeed going to be good!