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re: Hilarious article about Aggy

Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:06 pm to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:06 pm to
That emoticon gets me every time

Sorry, on my phone at the moment.
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:08 pm to
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Sorry, on my phone at the moment.

That's cool. I was just wondering why the guy in the back seemed to look like some really old guy who dressed up in his old corps duds and photobombed.

Then I noticed that the picture was covered in JPEG artifacts which made it hard to tell what anyone really looked like.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:13 pm to
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I was just wondering why the guy in the back seemed to look like some really old guy who dressed up in his old corps duds and photobombed.



Cuz he has a weird fricking face that my buddies and I always gave him shite for cuz he looked like an old man at age 17

Probably one of the most diverse photos in Corps history, too.

From left to right:

Indian male (dot, not feather)

Light skinned black male

Token white male

Dark as frick black male

Mexican chick

Ginger chick
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:18 pm to
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Cuz he has a weird fricking face that my buddies and I always gave him shite for cuz he looked like an old man at age 17

You mean it wasn't just the JPEG artifacts?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:19 pm to
No. He's ugly as sin. Be glad you can't see an enhanced photo
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:23 pm to
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No. He's ugly as sin. Be glad you can't see an enhanced photo

Oh, frick that. Now I want to see it in high as frick res.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:30 pm to
I think his unadulterated visage would break the Rant.

Brb gonna find the highest res pic I can
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:33 pm to
It doesn't help that he's bent forward to keep the shot framed either. Makes him look all stooped over like he has osteoporosis.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:37 pm to
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:07 pm to
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Is that why Sorkin put A&M in the silent drill opening scene in A Few Good Men?


It was a really stupid deal. Company went on a run at night and a freshman with a congenital heart defect dropped dead. Very unfortunate, of course, but nobody was to blame. But THEN the "scholastic officer", in charge of making sure freshmen were studying when they should be studying, made up his records that he hadn't been keeping up with. And got caught at it. And the next thing I know after F-1 has been disbanded and then reestablished is they're putting females and males in the same company (on the same dorm floor using the same crappers). Dog and cat mixed marriages. I can't possibly imagine how that could work. TBird obviously has a different opinion.
Posted by Slippery Slope
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:08 pm to
I didn't know tamu was a Pentecostal school.
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:48 pm to
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I was waiting for the punchline. Somebody gets it. Thanks for speaking up.


I am a career Army officer. Thirty plus years (seven enlisted) and counting (you can figure out what that translates into). I absolutely despise the ASU. Would love us to return to a "pinks and greens" uniform from that time period. Classic look. Timeless.
This post was edited on 9/30/14 at 8:50 pm
Posted by Drizzt
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 9:17 pm to
What a bunch of psychos. Reads a lot like a cult manual.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

I am a career Army officer. Thirty plus years (seven enlisted) and counting (you can figure out what that translates into). I absolutely despise the ASU. Would love us to return to a "pinks and greens" uniform from that time period. Classic look. Timeless.




Thank you for your service, Colonel!

BTHO Auburn.
Posted by BradPitt
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:25 pm to
The Aggot War Hymn lyrics.... WTF?! Has to be the shittiest fight song in the history of shitty fight songs.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:26 pm to
A day without Ringy is like a day without sunshine
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:30 pm to
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The Aggot War Hymn lyrics.... WTF?! Has to be the shittiest fight song in the history of shitty fight songs.


What don't you understand about Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck! ? Are you just stupid?
Posted by cardboardboxer
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:31 pm to
Sounds Like Hell!
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:41 pm to
I'm pretty sure this trumps your PhotoShop, young Bulldog:


See ya Saturday!
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 10/1/14 at 6:29 am to
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I can't possibly imagine how that could work.


It works like this. If the girl is attractive, all the guys will want to frick her. And they'll be really nice, until she decides which one of the group of guys she want to frick as well. Then you'll have secret sex for a while, then everyone finds out, and she's not as popular with all the guys, and she gets resentful from the lack of attention, and then you'll bang for a while, but the fighting will get worse, and then she'll hate you because she'll realize that her group of friends is actually your group of friends because the basis of the friendships is by proxy and her flirtatious nature which she pretends is harmless but deep down she knows that's why she gets attention because she's gorgeous and all guys really want her is a terrible way to base a friendship, and she'll wallow in misery and then get married to the weird homeschooled dude next apartment over because he's naive and will put up with all her bullshite because he'll never talk to a chick that attractive otherwise.

That's how it works.
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