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re: Hide yo hamburgers, hide yo chicken. He is back again this winter!
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:13 pm to RBWilliams8
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:13 pm to RBWilliams8
I was trying to look up some of his nicknames and this was the second response on google
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1. "QBese"
2. "Hefty Lefty"
3. "The Pillsbury Throwboy"
4. "The Abominable Throwman"
5. "J.Load"
6. "Round Mound of Touchdown"
7. "Lord Of The Ring-Dings"
8. "Battleship Lorenzen"
9. "He Ate Me"
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Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:44 pm to Cheese Grits
Yeah, yeah. He is huge. My question is, what the hell is a CIFL?
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:06 am to RTR America
@ #9 referencing "he hate me"Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:07 am to MrAUTigers
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:11 am to crazytiger
Jesus, I photographed him at a vipers game in Huntsville and I thought he was big then
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:46 am to Nortizzle
I covered a game of his, in Lexington one cold night against the Gamecocks way back when and Sheldon Brown was one of our DBs at the time who jumped one of his passes and had it hit him right in the sternum ... he failed to make the interception.
Sheldon told me it knocked the air of him, that he heard it come wizzing in like a bullet and before he could get his hands up the ball had hit him in the chest and gone flying back the other way twenty yards. We heard the thump of impact in the press box.
Then he showed me the bruise on his chest from the impact of the ball ... must have hit him with close to 100 foot pounds of energy or so. You could almost see the seams of his pads in the bruise.
I'd never seen anyone, not anyone, throw a football with that much velocity, it was just amazing. He always seemed to throw perfect spirals too. Maybe the greatest arm in the history of college football ... I don't know what his top-end was but there were rumors that he could throw one 85 yards on the fly.
Sheldon told me it knocked the air of him, that he heard it come wizzing in like a bullet and before he could get his hands up the ball had hit him in the chest and gone flying back the other way twenty yards. We heard the thump of impact in the press box.
Then he showed me the bruise on his chest from the impact of the ball ... must have hit him with close to 100 foot pounds of energy or so. You could almost see the seams of his pads in the bruise.
I'd never seen anyone, not anyone, throw a football with that much velocity, it was just amazing. He always seemed to throw perfect spirals too. Maybe the greatest arm in the history of college football ... I don't know what his top-end was but there were rumors that he could throw one 85 yards on the fly.
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:48 am to scrooster
He could out throw uncle ricco as long as he put he weight into it.
Posted on 12/19/13 at 2:18 am to scrooster
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75 Kim Kardasian's arse. The hefty lefty is pushing 320 and is probably more like a biscuit short of 350.
I am going to say this is probably the correct line of thinking. I saw him in person at a McDonald's during his playing years and he was listed as 285 but that did not include his head and 1 arm. Dude had to be at least 315 - 320 back then. He has put on some weight since!
Dude was always entertaining and made UK football fun to watch.
Posted on 12/19/13 at 7:52 am to Cheese Grits
He lit UGA up pretty good when he was at UK...
'00...39-58...528yd...2td...2int. - -UGA 34-30
'01...32-54...377yd...3td...2int. - -UGA 43-29
'02...13-27...208yd...2td...1int. - -UGA 52-24
'03...21-34...212yd...1td...1int. - -UGA 30-10
TTL..105-173...1325yd...8td...6int...
'00...39-58...528yd...2td...2int. - -UGA 34-30
'01...32-54...377yd...3td...2int. - -UGA 43-29
'02...13-27...208yd...2td...1int. - -UGA 52-24
'03...21-34...212yd...1td...1int. - -UGA 30-10
TTL..105-173...1325yd...8td...6int...
Posted on 12/19/13 at 8:37 am to crazytiger
Long lost twin?
Posted on 12/19/13 at 10:36 am to JustGetItRight
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Long lost twin?
More like the Hefty Lefty was the long lost twin of Dinner Bell Mel. Both had appetites and both were fun guys to hang out with. RIP Mel (sad face emoticon here)
Posted on 2/4/14 at 5:22 pm to Cheese Grits
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 5:22 pm to Cheese Grits
is that Bert?
Posted on 2/4/14 at 5:26 pm to Cheese Grits
Jamarcus should join that league. Then there'd be a real SUPER Bowl.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 5:31 pm to Bamapossum
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Anybody remember Freddie Kitchens? QB for Bama in the late 90's.
All laughs aside, Freddie was one helluva athlete. If he had a better supporting cast he would have set records. He could throw a football thru a brick wall. Huge arm.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 6:59 pm to TideJoe
FYI that pink towel in that pic is actually a shower curtain
Posted on 2/4/14 at 7:04 pm to luvdatigahs
Fat Bottom Boy parody.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 7:35 pm to GhostofCrowell
Dont think the corner blitz will work on him
Posted on 2/4/14 at 8:32 pm to Cheese Grits
I thought this thread was gonna be about Elleshoe
Posted on 2/4/14 at 9:32 pm to reggierayreb
We shouldn't idolize this guy. He makes a mockery of everything we hold dear.
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