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Head Coach Heights and Salaries: An Analysis
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:09 pm
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:09 pm
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Salaries
Some heights are estimated. Work is shown below:
Matt Luke
Barry Odom
Gus Malzahn
Mark Stoops
Kirby Smart
Jeremy Pruitt
Nick Saban (I was generous and went with 5'8")
Will Muschamp
Ed Orgeron
Chad Morris
Joe Moorhead
Jimbo Fisher
Derek Mason
Dan Mullen
This post was edited on 5/9/18 at 8:15 pm
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Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:11 pm to KSGamecock
Jimbo is an inch taller when he wears his hair piece.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:13 pm to KSGamecock
Data is inconclusive, gonna need to compare dick sizes.
Mason is not allowed to participate
Mason is not allowed to participate
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:13 pm to KSGamecock
You have way to much time on your hands. But I lol'd
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:13 pm to KSGamecock
Bro, I looked all over for Ed Orgeron's height the other day. 
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:18 pm to KSGamecock
Good ole Long Limb Gus.
Legend has it back in college if you tried to sneak a bounce shot against him on the beer pong table, Long Limb Gus would swat that shite right clear over the Ozarks. Every.Single.Time.
Legend has it back in college if you tried to sneak a bounce shot against him on the beer pong table, Long Limb Gus would swat that shite right clear over the Ozarks. Every.Single.Time.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:20 pm to KSGamecock
I’m 5’7 and stood face to face with Nick Saban on the football field before the 2007 Iron Bowl. We were eye to eye and I was wearing dress shoes. No way he’s 5’8.
This post was edited on 5/9/18 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:23 pm to StringedInstruments
What's that you say? I can't hear you down there.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:27 pm to StringedInstruments
quote:
I’m 5’7
Which makes you 3 inches taller than TT9.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:29 pm to KSGamecock
Illuminati confirmed?
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:31 pm to 1BamaRTR
West Virginia malnutrition confirmed.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:32 pm to KSGamecock
That's a lot of information. Just glad to have Saban and not Orgeron, regardless of height.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:46 pm to SabinBear
Sabin*
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:49 pm to KSGamecock
What would Saban wearing elevator shoes do to this fascinating analysis?
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:54 pm to Vols&Shaft83
quote:
Mason is not allowed to participate
Cuz hes black?
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:56 pm to KSGamecock
Ed O is one ugly man
Posted on 5/9/18 at 8:58 pm to KSGamecock
Fkn Merlins dude 
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:01 pm to KSGamecock
People are gonna start thinking we are alters.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:02 pm to pioneerbasketball
Y'all aren't?
Posted on 5/9/18 at 9:09 pm to pioneerbasketball
If you know where BoarEd went, please tell him to come back. This place could use him.
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