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re: He isn't the best but I love Bert.
Posted on 9/11/16 at 8:22 am to sunseeker
Posted on 9/11/16 at 8:22 am to sunseeker
Bert's hiring will go down as one of the most impactful in modern SEC history.
How about some credit for Jeff Long, convincing him to leave an established major program to come rebuild a dumpster fire
How about some credit for Jeff Long, convincing him to leave an established major program to come rebuild a dumpster fire
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Posted on 9/11/16 at 8:32 am to Fan of Football
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How many sec winds does he have since he's been in sec?
I'll take 'What are questions an LSU fan shouldn't ask regarding Arkansas?' for $200, Alex.
Posted on 9/11/16 at 8:33 am to WonderWartHawg
Bert is a fat **** imho
Posted on 9/11/16 at 8:49 am to Gradual_Stroke
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Bert is a fat **** imho
Give me a wife like Bert's and you can call me a ****.
Posted on 9/11/16 at 8:57 am to Fan of Football
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How many sec winds does he have since he's been in sec?
I assume you mean wins...
I know of at least two that he won by 17. One being a shut out.
Posted on 9/11/16 at 12:42 pm to sunseeker
Love me some Bert
If he's at Arkansas for awhile I believe he'll be considered in the ranks of Frank Broyles the Lou Holtz when it comes to Arkansas royalty
If he's at Arkansas for awhile I believe he'll be considered in the ranks of Frank Broyles the Lou Holtz when it comes to Arkansas royalty
Posted on 9/11/16 at 12:52 pm to sunseeker
That fat frick dies within 5 years hopefully. Seriously this blimp trippled his weight this past 10 years.
Posted on 9/11/16 at 12:54 pm to GregAl
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What was he thinking kicking in Turpin's direction on that last kickoff?
Our special teams are gonna give me an ulcer.
Posted on 9/11/16 at 12:54 pm to ATCKyle87
Kill yourself
Posted on 9/11/16 at 12:55 pm to ATCKyle87
I love the offense he runs at Arkansas. Puts the QB under center instead of the shotgun every play. Uses the TE. Power running.
I'd hire him at Alabama after Nick in a heartbeat.
I'd hire him at Alabama after Nick in a heartbeat.
Posted on 9/11/16 at 12:56 pm to Hawgeye
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Unfortunately for your theory, no coach in history has ever left Arkansas willingly for another job.
Except for Bowden Wyatt and we nearly got the Bear before Japan fcked us.
Posted on 9/11/16 at 12:57 pm to SquarePizzaRebel
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Coworker who coached with him back to his days in Iowa: "Absolute prick" were the two words he used to sum him up.
Your buddy is just pissed that Bert smashed the chicks he never could.
Posted on 9/11/16 at 1:01 pm to Porcine Human
Did your wife's count taste funny last night and was she wetter then normal? Your welcome pencil dick!
Posted on 9/11/16 at 1:05 pm to ATCKyle87
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ATCKyle87
Are you the other Kyle's alter?
Posted on 9/11/16 at 1:06 pm to piggilicious
Nope this is my only account.
Posted on 9/11/16 at 1:07 pm to ATCKyle87
wife's count?
is she related to some obscure European Nobility?
is she related to some obscure European Nobility?
Posted on 9/11/16 at 1:11 pm to Killean
If my wife was related to nobality I'd be milking it like Bert milks his man titties every night!
Posted on 9/11/16 at 1:16 pm to LowCountryBuckeye
Wisky fans are butt hurt! He had to take over a dumpster fire but he now has the Hawgs on solid ground.
Posted on 9/11/16 at 1:20 pm to Pavoloco83
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Bert is fat.
just sayin...
we get it, your full of cliche' and not very witty
Posted on 9/11/16 at 1:25 pm to ATCKyle87
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