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re: Hawgs let's get this shite going!
Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:28 am to bigDgator
Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:28 am to bigDgator
seriously, is there an uglier state on the map? look at this droopy impotent claw thing?
let's compare that gagalicious it to this lovely little gem- practically symmetrical, so cute and sexy.
let's compare that gagalicious it to this lovely little gem- practically symmetrical, so cute and sexy.
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Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:32 am to piggilicious
It's an upside down boot kicking Alabama in its little wiener. Which is more than LSU can do.
Arkansas is shaped like Gumby's head. meh
Arkansas is shaped like Gumby's head. meh
This post was edited on 11/1/16 at 9:37 am
Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:59 am to bigDgator
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Florida?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 10:00 am to bigDgator
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It's an upside down boot kicking Alabama in its little wiener
I'll never look at the US map the same way
Posted on 11/1/16 at 11:24 am to rockiee
How many Gators does it take to change a flat tire?
Just one...unless it's a blowout, then they all show up!
If you have a car containing a Gator wide receiver, a Gator linebacker, and a Gator defensive back, who is driving the car?
The cop.
Why is UF changing their mascot to the possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over UF?
He wanted an academic challenge!
There was a couple who were getting divorced, so the judge said to the child, "Who do you want to live with? Do you want to live with your Dad?" "No," said the child, "he beats me." "Do you want to live with your Mom?" "No, she beats me too." "Well who do you want to live with?" "I want to live with a Gator Fan." Confused, the judge asked, "Why?" The child replied, "Because they never beat anybody that's good!"
What is the difference between a Gator fan's car and a Porcupine?
The Porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Just one...unless it's a blowout, then they all show up!
If you have a car containing a Gator wide receiver, a Gator linebacker, and a Gator defensive back, who is driving the car?
The cop.
Why is UF changing their mascot to the possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over UF?
He wanted an academic challenge!
There was a couple who were getting divorced, so the judge said to the child, "Who do you want to live with? Do you want to live with your Dad?" "No," said the child, "he beats me." "Do you want to live with your Mom?" "No, she beats me too." "Well who do you want to live with?" "I want to live with a Gator Fan." Confused, the judge asked, "Why?" The child replied, "Because they never beat anybody that's good!"
What is the difference between a Gator fan's car and a Porcupine?
The Porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 11:26 am to CBandits82
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Where is Florida better than Arkansas?
To be honest in athleticism.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 11:33 am to ljhog
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To be honest in athleticism.
Not sure if serious and not falling for it. Whatever you are trying to do here.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 5:05 pm to bigDgator
Alright... I am going to go full on nuclear here...
Florida will vote Democrat this election cycle!
Phew... I'm sorry... I know... that was escalating the stakes quite a bit there.
Florida will vote Democrat this election cycle!
Phew... I'm sorry... I know... that was escalating the stakes quite a bit there.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 5:46 pm to Arksulli
2 can play the low blow game sir!
This post was edited on 11/1/16 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 11/1/16 at 7:17 pm to bigDgator
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2 can play the low blow game sir!
Of course you realize, this means war.
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