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Posted on 4/21/10 at 2:59 pm to secftw
My current gf is a HUGE protestant. She got pissed at me for fricking her when SHE got me drunk at her house. Go figure....
Posted on 4/21/10 at 2:59 pm to CNB
I bet even Butters will get some head before this guy 
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:00 pm to hehatedrew
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I bet even Butters will get some head before this guy
Instead of hugs, Butters gets "mouth hugs".
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:00 pm to ACL11190
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She got pissed at me for fricking her when SHE got me drunk at her house.
So, is this how you got the Herp? Or was it bangin the relatives? Or the strip joints? So many stories.
This post was edited on 4/21/10 at 5:11 pm
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:02 pm to CatFan81
Nah, she would be the least likely person I'd expect to have it. Must have been the strip clubs I didn't go to.
This post was edited on 4/21/10 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:03 pm to sugatowng
Yes
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:03 pm to CatFan81
I'd have to say that there was one instance where I went to this church gathering with some friends. It wasn't my church, but it was a late night thing for teens in this really hardcore Baptist church.
Basically, we were invited by one of our football teammates, and many of us went thinking it would be a fun little "yay god, be a good kid" kind of thing. No biggie right? It turned into this dude screaming at us to the backdrop of Jesus getting beaten in Passion of the Christ. He told us all sorts of crazy shite like everytime we have drink, smoke, have sex, get head, or even jack off, that Jesus was getting beaten all over again. They even had this dude on stage, hung from a cross, and they were hitting him with those fake whips you get from the Cracker Barrel.
Seriously graphic shite for a simple church gathering. Many of us were like "wtf is this shite, lets GTFO of here!" I wasn't all that bothered at first. No jacking off was the deal breaker though.
Basically, we were invited by one of our football teammates, and many of us went thinking it would be a fun little "yay god, be a good kid" kind of thing. No biggie right? It turned into this dude screaming at us to the backdrop of Jesus getting beaten in Passion of the Christ. He told us all sorts of crazy shite like everytime we have drink, smoke, have sex, get head, or even jack off, that Jesus was getting beaten all over again. They even had this dude on stage, hung from a cross, and they were hitting him with those fake whips you get from the Cracker Barrel.
Seriously graphic shite for a simple church gathering. Many of us were like "wtf is this shite, lets GTFO of here!" I wasn't all that bothered at first. No jacking off was the deal breaker though.
This post was edited on 4/21/10 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:05 pm to secftw
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It turned into this dude screaming at us to the backdrop of Jesus getting beaten in Passion of the Christ. He told us all sorts of crazy shite like everytime we have drink, smoke, have sex, get head, or even jack off, that Jesus was getting beaten all over again. They even had this dude on stage, hung from a cross, and they were hitting him with those fake whips you get from the Cracker Barrel.
Wow. Scaring people into abstinence is a joke. It shouldn't be like that IMO. I remember those churches.
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:06 pm to secftw
My wife's uncle was like that too. Everyone was going to hell, nothing was ever good enough. Imagine how pissed he was when their pastor knocked up his 18 year old daughter. 
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:08 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
That's fricking awesome!!
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:08 pm to Big Fat
Baton Rouge...
Do bowl sites count? Dallas...
Do bowl sites count? Dallas...
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:09 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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My wife's uncle was like that too. Everyone was going to hell, nothing was ever good enough. Imagine how pissed he was when their pastor knocked up his 18 year old daughter.
That's nothing.
The dude who ran this whole shitshow we attended later got caught looking at porn on the computer in his church office. He left the country shortly after I think claiming it was an "addiction."
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:10 pm to secftw
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claiming it was an "addiction."
this makes me angry.
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:13 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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Imagine how pissed he was when their pastor knocked up his 18 year old daughter.
Holy shite.... you can't be serious.
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:17 pm to CapstoneGrad06
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Do bowl sites count? Dallas..
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on an SEC campus
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:22 pm to CNB
Because this thread hadn't went in another direction already, right?
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:24 pm to CapstoneGrad06
Capstone you can tell us bout any girl you want. Pics would be nice.
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:26 pm to CapstoneGrad06
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Because this thread hadn't went in another direction already, right?
don't be a hater cuz you have no game
Posted on 4/21/10 at 3:27 pm to NicoBlues
Pics? I don't even have names. I ment the LSU girl in Tiger Land, and the Dallas girl at some bar near the hotel, the night before the Cotton Bowl.
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