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Have we got a dollar amount spent on that A&M class yet?
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:13 am
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:13 am
I mean it has to be astronomical.
Who would want to go to a Texas school that is not the University of Texas?
Texas A&M? What's that? It just sounds second rate.
Hell anytime you see the school logo aTm it conjures up thoughts of arse to mouth.
That school color too, it's like a god awful ugly arse maroon that almost looks brown. In fact it is the same color as some bloody arse stool. Google it, I swear to god.
Now, the school mascot... Who the hell would want to be known as an aggie? I mean what even is that? A dirt farmer?
I'd want to be a ferocious tiger, a bad arse Razorback, a mean arse gator, or even a fighting gamecock or some shite.
I just don't see any reason anyone would want to go to that school short of being paid like a million bucks. It seems so lame you would literally have to pay people to go there.
Who would want to go to a Texas school that is not the University of Texas?
Texas A&M? What's that? It just sounds second rate.
Hell anytime you see the school logo aTm it conjures up thoughts of arse to mouth.
That school color too, it's like a god awful ugly arse maroon that almost looks brown. In fact it is the same color as some bloody arse stool. Google it, I swear to god.
Now, the school mascot... Who the hell would want to be known as an aggie? I mean what even is that? A dirt farmer?
I'd want to be a ferocious tiger, a bad arse Razorback, a mean arse gator, or even a fighting gamecock or some shite.
I just don't see any reason anyone would want to go to that school short of being paid like a million bucks. It seems so lame you would literally have to pay people to go there.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:14 am to King
Its exactly $0 from my account
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:18 am to King
When you can’t beat them the real way you have no choice but to try buy them. That’s the new motto for both Texas schools. It will be even better than now when they still don’t win because neither have the coach to win the big game.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:22 am to King
So now mascots are questioned? I know it’s Christmas but you do realize they aren’t real.....right? Not trying to offend transspecies folks here.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:23 am to LSUstephen17
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When you can’t beat them the real way you have no choice but to try buy them. That’s the new motto for both Texas schools. It will be even better than now when they still don’t win because neither have the coach to win the big game.
Did your half brother, (aggie) come home for the holidays? Its gotta be awkward I'm sure
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:25 am to King
I love a good rag on aggie thread as much as anybody but these are starting to get a little repetitive and stale.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:27 am to King
Hillbilly Arkansas fan. Didn’t read
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:31 am to Allister Fiend
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So now mascots are questioned? I know it’s Christmas but you do realize they aren’t real.....right? Not trying to offend transspecies folks here.
Its just a pile on of lame things there. Nothing is cool, hip, or remotely not strait suckage.
Besides, LSU has a real arse tiger on campus. Tusk is a real arse hog. You ever been to a swamp in Florida? Them gators will get yo arse.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:31 am to King
They really did us a favor.
They shelled out the bucks... and we get to see how the players pan out before they enter the portal.
Beta version testers.
They shelled out the bucks... and we get to see how the players pan out before they enter the portal.
Beta version testers.
This post was edited on 12/20/21 at 11:32 am
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:35 am to King
I’m pretty sure the OP was in the middle of reading his rejection letter from A&M when he heard strange noises coming from his sister’s (aka girlfriend’s) bedroom. He opened the door to find 5 gay milkmen banging her.
There can be no other rational explanation for the butthurt by OP. Well, unless he secretly wanted in on the action and they told him to f off.
There can be no other rational explanation for the butthurt by OP. Well, unless he secretly wanted in on the action and they told him to f off.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:46 am to BQAG02
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I’m pretty sure the OP was in the middle of reading his rejection letter from A&M
I could have went to A&M. I chose not to. I told them I already knew how to plow. I already knocked up half the trailer park huzzies in Texas. If I lived in the state there wouldn't be any plowing left to do.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 12:11 pm to King
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Have we got a dollar amount spent on that A&M class yet?
Posted on 12/20/21 at 12:12 pm to LSUstephen17
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When you can’t beat them the real way you have no choice but to try buy them.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 12:23 pm to King
You’re a freshman aren’t you?
Posted on 12/20/21 at 12:25 pm to King
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I could have went to A&M. I chose not to.
That's a shame. If you got a degree from there, maybe you'd make enough money to where you could easily pay for 5-star recruits.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 12:26 pm to King
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Hell anytime you see the school logo aTm it conjures up thoughts of arse to mouth.
And that's bad why?
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