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re: Has anyone ever asked Josh Dobbs why he shaves his eyebrows?

Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:33 pm to
Posted by tungi01
Dallas, Texas
Member since May 2012
1590 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:33 pm to
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I hear he only dates blind chicks. Why would that be.


Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37687 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:35 pm to
The whole eyebrow thing wouldn't be a big deal if he didn't suck so bad, I think people would probably learn to accept them.

It's the fact that he's a terrible football player on top of being distractingly unappealing to look at that offends people so much.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42621 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:56 pm to
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He had some in HS. Is there a particular reason? His eyebrows drastically alter his appearance. He has a big forehead but it's grossly exaggerated by his lack of brows.


Obviously he's a fan of the film Pink Floyd - The Wall and Bob Geldof's portrayal of the character Pink which was based on band member Syd Barrett.

Yeah that's it.
Posted by Quicksilver
Poker Room
Member since Jan 2013
10745 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 3:07 pm to
Why are you rolling your eyes at your own explanation
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42621 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 3:21 pm to
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Why are you rolling your eyes at your own explanation


Because he doesn't shave them. The question is ludicrous as was my explanation. You've been told a zillion times, the kid has alopecia.
Posted by Quicksilver
Poker Room
Member since Jan 2013
10745 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 3:37 pm to
Your response is still weird
Posted by ConwayGamecock
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2012
9121 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 4:08 pm to





"Josh....I am your Father...."
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 4:14 pm to
It gives them an excuse when they go 5-7 and Dobbs looks like garbage. He has eyebrow mange! Leave him alone!
Posted by broadcaster
Maurepas
Member since Sep 2013
2685 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 4:25 pm to
He looks like one of them kids from your high schools special ed class, that made it to be a college QB.
Posted by broadcaster
Maurepas
Member since Sep 2013
2685 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 4:28 pm to
He's better than what ole miss has been putting on the field at QB!!
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37687 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 5:32 pm to
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Because he doesn't shave them. The question is ludicrous as was my explanation. You've been told a zillion times, the kid has alopecia.


99% of you hillbillies had never seen the word alopecia before this year, and now you throw it out there as if everyone should know what it is and sympathize with it.
Posted by GaTiger77
Member since Nov 2013
953 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 5:35 pm to
If you have alopecia, I thought you lost all your hair not just your eyebrows.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69899 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 5:39 pm to
I've taken shits smarter than you.




My poop>>>>>>> OBReb6
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 5:44 pm to
Isn't alopecia just hair loss? Why is his skull misshapen
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15300 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 5:47 pm to
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Stupid sounding name for a disease


Dont know why, but i laughed.
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 5:51 pm to
I would be willing to bet that 50% or so on this board have some form of alopecia. There are different types, which basically describe the aggressiveness of your hair loss.

I know someone w/ alopecia and since seeing it, I've seen it w/ almost every guy who doesn't have a 100% full thick beard. Keanu Reeves has it, Chris Pratt has it, Ehrlich from Silicone Valley has it, which is why he has his beard in a crazy style. Also just b/c someone has alopecia and won't die from it like one might would with cancer, doesn't make the disease any less significant. Imagine being a woman and losing your hair from this, are you saying that it wouldn't be very traumatic for her?

Also look at how much shite Dobbs is taking from it, you don't think people staring at him all day isn't a bad thing? Also if that is all the hair he has left, on the top of his head, I don't blame him for wanting to keep or show off, the only bit of hair that he does has.
This post was edited on 7/25/15 at 5:54 pm
Posted by montanagator
Member since Jun 2015
16957 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 5:53 pm to
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Yall acting like this is a crippling illness is hella hypocritical when you compare it to shite we say about every other player/coach's looks they can't help

I was overweight once. I got my arse on a treadmill, an elliptical and the pavement (jogging) and lost 45 pounds over a five month period. I'm now very close to peak physical condition at age 33.

I see no reason why Bret can't do a little exercise and/or make a few less trips to the buffet.

Point being, comparing alopecia to being fat is not an apples-apples comparison.

That being said I've read that one of the causes of alopecia is a vitamin D deficiency and that direct, near daily sun exposure and/or high quality D3 supplements can reverse it in many cases.




True but Saban can't help being a member of the Lollipop Gang and we still mock his height.
Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 5:55 pm to
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99% of you hillbillies had never seen the word alopecia before this year, and now you throw it out there as if everyone should know what it is and sympathize with it.


You are right on the mark. These hickbillies are throwing around fancy words like they can pronounce them correctly with no teeth.

They seem very defensive of this particular player, as if he needs protecting from others much more than normal players not infected with a contagious skin disease.
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 5:56 pm to
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True but Saban can't help being a member of the Lollipop Gang and we still mock his height.
I'm talking about physical appearance altered from a medical condition. Also 5'6 is avg height, but standing next to big arse football players would make him look small. Personally, I would rather make fun of Saban's excuses after shitting the field than his height or weight.
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33324 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 5:56 pm to
Tennessee fans are as defensive of Josh Dobbs as you are Bear Bryant
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