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Harry Rex Vonner's Way Too Early 2024 Coaching Changes Thread

Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:13 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:13 pm
Vanderbilt – Clark Lea fired. He got the job because he’s an MBA grad. How cute. Local politics. He’s never accomplished anything. Dores MIGHT win 3 games this year. Clay Helton takes over at Vandy from Georgia Southern.

Arkansas – Sam Pittman fired. The End began in November 2022 when the Fayetteville police went Full Nazi Germany on two football players doing nothing, on body cam, and Pittboss didn’t do or say anything to defend them. Players were like, aight, see ya… Oh and yeah, the leftist Fayetteville govt also didn’t say a word to defend the players…Dot dot dot…

Penn State – James Franklin to the Philadelphia Eagles or the Buffalo Bills.

Baylor – The only reason Aranda has survived so far is he hasn’t demanded huge money. But year five is fixing to suck too. Jeff Traylor will take the Baylor job.

Cincinnati – Scott Satterfield fired. Satterfield is a very decent coach who makes terrible decisions taking the right job at the right time

Southern Miss – Will Hall: lateral moves to pad his resume and his ego early in his career. Result: he didn’t learn shite from anyone worth learning from. But he dressed like Pat Dye on the sideline! That’s all that mattered to him.

Pittsburgh – Ridiculous money to Pat Narduzzi for doing a very mediocre job at a program who has good history. Tom Hermann takes over at Pitt.

East Carolina – Mike Houston fired. Houston was doing a good job and then the wheels came off. When you’re 52 years old or whatnot, the wheels can’t come off.

Florida International – Mike MacIntyre is just not going to give a shite anymore by week 7 or 8.

Southern Cal – some idiot in the NFL will hire Riley and allow him to continue his ruse fooling people into thinking he’s a football coach. Lincoln Riley is a Rich Man’s Will Hall. A complete fake.

UTSA – Jeff Traylor to Baylor.

West Virginia – Neal Brown fired. Matt Campbel hired.

Iowa State – Matt Campbell to West Virginia. Jason Candle to Iowa State.

Oklahoma – Brent Venables fired. Josh Heupel to Oklahoma.

Tennessee – Heupel to Oklahoma. Tennessee hires the Wake Forest coach.
This post was edited on 4/30/24 at 2:29 pm
Posted by Insurancerebel
Madison
Member since Aug 2021
2052 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:14 pm to
Prime is gone... Either retiring or going somewhere else.
Posted by ColonelBear
the vaught
Member since Sep 2013
135 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:16 pm to
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Tennessee – Heupel to Oklahoma. Tennessee hires the Wake Forest coach.


I didn't know that Jon Gruden coaches at Wake Forest now
Posted by YankeeHandle
St. Louis
Member since Nov 2014
1479 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:19 pm to
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Fayetteville police went Full Nazi Germany on two football players doing nothing, on body cam


Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16326 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:25 pm to
Bookmarked
Posted by Lieutenant Dan
Euthanasia, USA
Member since Jan 2009
7359 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:30 pm to
Going to be interesting to see if the neckbrace can save TitBoss.

I think with a solid offense, it might make a difference. Hawgs defense wasn't all that bad until they just gave up in the second half of last season, After watching their qb get wrecked & going 3 & out so often, i can see why.
Posted by Lord of the Hogs
Member since Sep 2023
2522 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:31 pm to
A leftist Fayetteville government with Nazi police doesn’t make sense. It did seem to upset some players, though.
Posted by SRV
Banging in The Rock
Member since Nov 2021
1529 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:31 pm to


He was never the same after that hit.

Sad really

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
39040 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:35 pm to
quote:


A leftist Fayetteville government with Nazi police doesn’t make sense






Really?
Posted by SRV
Banging in The Rock
Member since Nov 2021
1529 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:36 pm to
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Arkansas – Sam Pittman fired.


I love ya, brother…but Sam is not to be touched. Hogs go 7-5, and the SamBobby train continues to pick up speed. If I’m wrong, I’ll meet you in Russellville….and Whatta Burger is on me.

For the record, I gave you an upvote anyway. Bros are bros

This post was edited on 4/30/24 at 2:38 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
39040 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:37 pm to
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SRV



Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
5247 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:38 pm to
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Tom Hermann takes over at Pitt.
Posted by Lord of the Hogs
Member since Sep 2023
2522 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 3:03 pm to
Yeah, because Nazis fought against leftist radicals. You could say a leftist Fayetteville government with KGB police instead.
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
11223 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

Vanderbilt – Clark Lea fired.


Swing and a miss right out of the gate.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
24050 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

Arkansas – Sam Pittman fired. 


So who takes the Ark job?
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
2118 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 3:29 pm to
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So who takes the Ark job?


Saban when he pulls a Tom Brady and realizes he misses it too much. He and Terry will get a divorce. Saban will have a mediocre season (by his standards), only winning about 8 games. We will build a statue for reaching such a great milestone at our flagship program and for the fact that the greatest football coach to ever live coached his final game for the Arkansas Razorbacks.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
81237 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 3:54 pm to
Campbell to WVU would be quite a decline in fortunes from where he was a few years ago. Y'all should try and hire him away TBH.
Posted by Insurancerebel
Madison
Member since Aug 2021
2052 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

So who takes the Ark job?


The UK coach
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
1138 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 9:41 pm to
No Florida?
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
3430 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

Southern Cal – some idiot in the NFL will hire Riley
im going g to guess the Chicago bears
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