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re: Guess where Tyler Wilson was when he got the call
Posted on 4/29/13 at 1:57 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
Posted on 4/29/13 at 1:57 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
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Getting drafted by the Raiders was the least productive part of that trip
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Posted on 4/29/13 at 2:06 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
Posted on 4/29/13 at 2:07 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
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He could pick up a Raiders hat for $14.95 then run over to Sam's club and get a 20lb bag of Frosted Flakes for $19.95 and a box of 3,000 cheese sticks for $17.95.
Getting drafted by the Raiders was the least productive part of that trip.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 2:23 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
Good for Wilson.
After watching him refuse to die after getting laid out repeatedly against Alabama, I gained a lot of respect for him.
He never came off as douchey and I liked his attitude.
Sucks that if Petrino could have kept his dick home, Wilson might have been a much higher pick given this year's weak QB class.
After watching him refuse to die after getting laid out repeatedly against Alabama, I gained a lot of respect for him.
He never came off as douchey and I liked his attitude.
Sucks that if Petrino could have kept his dick home, Wilson might have been a much higher pick given this year's weak QB class.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 2:31 pm to BamaChick
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Sucks that if Petrino could have kept his dick home, Wilson might have been a much higher pick given this year's weak QB class.
Petrino's dick cost a lot of people a lot of money: Petrino, the players that went to the draft, the athletic department, Harley Davidson of Northwest Arkansas, and Jessica Dorrell's wedding planner.
But.... it was all worth it for the online wedding registry lulz. That was the greatest day in SECr history.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 2:34 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
That wedding registry thing was hilarious. Did Jessica and her fiancee end up getting married?
I always felt so sorry for that guy.
You KNOW his friends were totally nice to his face and laughing at him behind his back.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 2:34 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
Omg, I really did lol. ... And truth.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 3:51 pm to BamaChick
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Did Jessica and her fiancee end up getting married?
From what I heard they're still together in South Carolina. I have no idea why, but needless to say I seriously doubt they'll have another online registry.
I still have that thing saved, I'll probably post it one day before I quit the board for good.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 3:56 pm to kmcmah1
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Wilson's a damn good QB. Always liked him. I definitely want Flynn to win the starting job, but should Wilson take it, I can't say I'd be rooting against him.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 3:59 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
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still have that thing saved
Must.
Link.
Now.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 4:37 pm to NBamaAlum
It's saved as a PDF. I'll see if I can upload it somehow.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 4:39 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
Honestly, that whole thread brought tears to my eyes. If you can upload it, all of the internet would be awarded to you. 
Posted on 4/29/13 at 4:41 pm to NBamaAlum
It's 69 pages (ironic but not joking) of gold. Some of them still make me laugh.
It's OK, Bobby's wife has cancer.
- John Edwards
Hey Josh, call me, I know how to handle your problem
- OJ Simpson
aslfjasdfjasl;fsdjl;asfjfsa;jsdfl;asdfjsdl;
- Morris Claiborne
It's OK, Bobby's wife has cancer.
- John Edwards
Hey Josh, call me, I know how to handle your problem
- OJ Simpson
aslfjasdfjasl;fsdjl;asfjfsa;jsdfl;asdfjsdl;
- Morris Claiborne
Posted on 4/29/13 at 4:42 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
Posted on 4/29/13 at 4:43 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
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aslfjasdfjasl;fsdjl;asfjfsa;jsdfl;asdfjsdl;
- Morris Claiborne
Posted on 4/29/13 at 7:32 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
When he hung up with the Radiers, he probably went back to wondering, "Is Great Value toilet paper as good as Angel Soft or not?"
He probably hung up the phone, put that GV toilet paper back and dropped the Angel Soft in his buggy. He's an NFL player after all.
He probably hung up the phone, put that GV toilet paper back and dropped the Angel Soft in his buggy. He's an NFL player after all.
This post was edited on 4/29/13 at 7:55 pm
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:00 pm to Stuttgart Tiger
Tyler is so tough he got Scott Tissue.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:08 pm to Stonehog
He's tough. I just don't know if he's "Scott Tough"? Maybe "Great Value Tough" but you're only "Scott Tough" once.
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:15 pm to Stuttgart Tiger
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:18 pm to Stuttgart Tiger
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He's tough. I just don't know if he's "Scott Tough"? Maybe "Great Value Tough" but you're only "Scott Tough" once.
After the '11 Bama game. I think it's safe to say the Tyler was both "Scott Tough" and "Built Ford Tough". Meaning he could withstand both the shits of a barbeque and deer antler spray filled football team as well as the judgement of a testosterone filled a-hole.
SWIDT?
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