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Gotta Love Pittman... as a man at least...

Posted on 10/4/23 at 3:37 pm
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22732 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 3:37 pm
(No homo!) Sure wish he could get it turned around! Anywho.. here's the quick story tidbit

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Last year’s Texas A&M game ended when a 42-yard field goal attempt from Arkansas kicker Cam Little — are you ready for this? — hit on top of the right upright and, by rule, was no good.

Inches. Literally inches from winning — or losing for the 10th time in the past 11 against the rival Aggies.

If the ball clears the right upright and goes over it — instead of hitting on top of it — the field goal is good and Arkansas has a 2-game winning streak in the series. But the unthinkable happened, and when it does, buddy, someone has to pay.

Arkansas has had 5 more 1-possession losses since, each as confounding as the Texas A&M loss. Two weeks ago, BYU went into Fayetteville and won, in part, because of unthinkable, unlucky special teams mistakes.

One of those mistakes was a shanked, 10-yard punt from Max Fletcher that gave the BYU offense a short field, which turned into a touchdown.

The response on social media, of course, was right down the middle with every other response to every other mistake made by a player in every other game by every other fan base.

“Fletcher was at practice on Monday. He’s lower than low,” Pittman said. “I walk by him, I said, ‘Hey Max, what’s wrong with you?’ He said, ‘Social media.’”

Went all the way to Australia to get a guy who punts it 10 yards.

How much does it cost to send him back to Australia?

“I said, ‘Max, they didn’t say I’m fat on there, did they?’” Pittman said. “He says, ‘Yes, sir.’ ‘What about my chest, did they say anything about that?’ He started smiling, he says ‘Yes, sir.’ I said, ‘Was I supposed to get fired on Sunday?’ He says, ‘Yes, sir.’ I said, ‘Well, I’m still here. They got 2 out of 3 right.’”
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15512 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 3:38 pm to
Did not read.

Arkansas sucks.
Posted by MrLahey
The Salty Ham
Member since Dec 2013
772 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 3:39 pm to
Stop reading the onion.
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22732 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 3:40 pm to
thanks for your humanity... Go eat a Chit Swastica
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22732 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 3:40 pm to
Saturdaydownsouth my man!
Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
13296 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 4:30 pm to
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
25568 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 4:32 pm to
Good read.

We need more Sam Pittmans in the world.
Posted by dchog
Pea ridge
Member since Nov 2012
21176 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 4:48 pm to
He will need one after the Bama loss.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20351 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 4:54 pm to
Pitman is a good guy by all accounts. Good read.

Now the douchebags commenting in this thread… hopeless fricktards.

Cheers OP!
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46368 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 4:58 pm to
Fans take sports too seriously
Posted by dchog
Pea ridge
Member since Nov 2012
21176 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 4:59 pm to
Sam needs to speak softly and carry a big stick.
This post was edited on 10/4/23 at 5:06 pm
Posted by Lord of the Hogs
Member since Sep 2023
1482 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 6:38 pm to
Rent free.
Posted by rebob
Arlington, TN
Member since Feb 2013
333 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 6:52 pm to
I agree. Them big ole floppy things that Sam has are titties!
Posted by BaconisDelicious
Member since Oct 2023
65 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 6:52 pm to
Man those things are delicious and a lot healthier than whatever you eat in Mississippi
Posted by BaconisDelicious
Member since Oct 2023
65 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 6:54 pm to
I'm here to read about athletics not diary entries
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19091 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

Why doesn't he just call it what it is: my titties? Who refers to their tits as a "chest".


Do you call your huge gut pregnancy?
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 8:54 pm to
I’m a tits guy, so I love him.
Posted by FootsFanatic
Member since Aug 2021
1030 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

Pitman is a good guy by all accounts. Good read.

Now the douchebags commenting in this thread… hopeless fricktards


Valid. Up vote x 2.

I like some shite talk but SEC Rant is getting ridiculous. I feel dumber every month. But I am still here. Guess that makes me an idiot by association...
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