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re: Gonna be in Gulf Shores during the Aggie/Gump game.

Posted on 8/21/13 at 8:26 pm to
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5444 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 8:26 pm to
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I'm getting nagged to get off here so I didn't have time to look it up.


fricking really? It would take a fricking aTm fan to bring up Gay or Penises every damn time..

Gawd you mutherfrickers are terrible. You look around here and see the doubts about letting your dumbasses in. frick, go figure!



ETA: GDIAF DF.
This post was edited on 8/21/13 at 8:30 pm
Posted by LoneStarRodAndRifle
Wimberley, TX
Member since Dec 2010
735 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 8:31 pm to
Then I'll do it again.
This post was edited on 8/21/13 at 8:34 pm
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27940 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 8:33 pm to
really, what round does that shoot? 5.45x39, says it has a muzzle velocity of 2900 FPS, so I am guessing it is close to a .204 Ruger?but 39mm seems long.
Posted by LoneStarRodAndRifle
Wimberley, TX
Member since Dec 2010
735 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 8:34 pm to
"The poison bullet"
Posted by Scatmanjohn12
Grand Prairie, Louisiana
Member since Feb 2013
1090 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

girlfriend

Lance or Nance?
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5444 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 8:43 pm to
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"The poison bullet"


quote:

I will punch through your teeth and down your throat, then rip your a-hole backwards through your intestines and toothless mouth so that you resemble a lasagna mannequin, then hang you buy your feet in a tree with a string tied to your eyelids, so that when you open them it breaks a slipknot landing you in a half mile radius of acid covered bear traps.


We're not sure that you need a poison bullet, since you are an internet Ninja. Who runs the table you work at the gun shows?
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27940 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 8:46 pm to
just read about it a little bit.
Posted by LoneStarRodAndRifle
Wimberley, TX
Member since Dec 2010
735 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

Who runs the table you work at the gun shows?


I do, naturally. I sell Chinese stars, Rambo knives, and "tactical" survival bracelets too.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27940 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 8:51 pm to
you got any of those p-38 can openers? I just wore out my last one, and I really want some chicken noodle soup.
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5444 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 8:51 pm to
I have nothing to add here. Except I do like Glocks, Benelli SBE2 and Pump Guns, Belgium Brownings, Colt ARs and Colt Govt. 45s.

Posted by LoneStarRodAndRifle
Wimberley, TX
Member since Dec 2010
735 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 8:59 pm to
You sound ripe arse whoopin' size.
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5444 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 9:03 pm to
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You sound ripe arse whoopin' size.


Ha! Texas is not as big as you think... nor are you Aggies. Don't forget who saved your state.. it wasn't you.

Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27940 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 9:10 pm to
Wait.. Sam Houston wasn't born in Houston?
Posted by LoneStarRodAndRifle
Wimberley, TX
Member since Dec 2010
735 posts
Posted on 9/11/13 at 12:40 pm to
I bumped this to see if any Ags or other rantards are going to be in GS. Prolly be at Live Bait for a while, then who knows. Either way, at the end of the game:

1. I'll be very, very drunk
2. See 1.
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