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re: Future Auburn QB was welcomed to the world last week.

Posted on 12/30/15 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 12/30/15 at 7:46 pm to
You actually took that post serious, didn't you?
Posted by Carolina_Girl
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Posted on 12/30/15 at 7:48 pm to
Clowney 2.0 will be coming to USC the same year.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
3879 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Longtime girlfriend working on that alimony and child support.


Girlfiends don't get alimony but this chick hit the child support lottery.

Child support is a statutory calculation - usually about 10% of gross income. Cam's gross income is over $20 million. That buys a lot of Huggies - LOL.

Seriously, why wouldn't these girls chase pro athletes and get themselves knocked up? That's got to be the easiest way to become a millionaire out there. One drunken load of sperm and you're set for life.
Posted by lake2280
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Posted on 12/30/15 at 7:59 pm to
So your telling me his son is going to be a thief and get kicked out of Florida.
Posted by TTsTowel
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Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 12/30/15 at 8:01 pm to
Where is my telling me his son is going to be a thief and get kicked out of Florida?
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 12/30/15 at 8:06 pm to
Get married by your Dad, Cam
Posted by NytroBud
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Posted on 12/30/15 at 8:06 pm to
Can be figured as high as 26%
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30840 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

What you tools don't know, is that Can Newton writes his donations off on his tax return, and that is his real motivation for about half the shite he does.


That Can Newton seems like a real jerk. He should try to be more like Cam.
Posted by VolsMissthe90s
Member since Oct 2012
3038 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 8:10 pm to
Football won't exist in 18 years. Russia will nuke us to oblivion. Because Washington is incompetent.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65076 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 8:10 pm to
Or maybe he'll end up like Evans and sign with Alabama in 18 years.
Posted by TTsTowel
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Member since Feb 2010
91645 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 8:13 pm to
Or Clemson.
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 12/30/15 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

That Can Newton seems like a real jerk


I hate Can Newton, guy sucked.
Posted by N97883
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Posted on 12/30/15 at 8:44 pm to
They canned his arse.
Posted by N97883
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Posted on 12/30/15 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by DarrionFrmArk
Member since Dec 2014
1187 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 8:45 pm to
18 years from now.....

Cammy Newton Jr will win the Heisman and National Championship just like his father.... To become the greatest father-son duo to ever play.
Posted by hugo_boss
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2012
990 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:00 pm to
Not bad Cam.

Except for those tattoos. The stomach ones are trashy.
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