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re: From BamaMag.... Witchcraft is Why Auburn won in 2010...

Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:16 pm to
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:16 pm to
Getting close, and I'm getting an itch that can't be cured with medication.
Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:17 pm to
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and I'm getting an itch that can't be cured with medication.



You met my ex? Prayers sent.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51819 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:19 pm to
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You met my ex? Prayers sent.


YOU DID THIS TO ME?!?!?!?
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72929 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:21 pm to
" Gene Chizik and a few more other men at charge at other positions doing witchcraft, casting spells against opposing teams to lose games."

What happened to those spells last year? Reverse hex?
This post was edited on 6/26/12 at 12:22 pm
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:22 pm to
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Gene Chizik


If he is made of wood,...?
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:23 pm to
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The thing with Auburn is that their spells are so good, that they actually hid the fact that they were casting spells from the NCAA. Hiding that sort of activity from the "Dark Arts" division of the NCAA Investigative body is no easy task. They have devices that can pick up signature wavelengths of spells that emanate from a university's spell casting center (usually the football complex). Alabama has never found a way to cover up the signature. It appears Auburn has.


So whats going to be the reason the NCAA will use to take away Alabamas recent NC's? Is Saban a wizard? Did he go to Hogwarts? I could see him being a TA for the Defense Against the Dark Arts class.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:24 pm to
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What happened to those spells last year?
The spells, to be effective, require the muddling of healthy Toomer's Oak leaves.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:28 pm to
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The spells, to be effective, require the muddling of healthy Toomer's Oak leaves.



There always has to be a key ingredient that has energy to power the spell.
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18151 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:29 pm to
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There always has to be a key ingredient that has energy to power the spell.


So it is true, Updyke had the backing of the REC.. Now we know why...

Question, will the off-spring of the Toomer's Oaks have the same power?
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:30 pm to
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:35 pm to
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So whats going to be the reason the NCAA will use to take away Alabamas recent NC's? Is Saban a wizard? Did he go to Hogwarts? I could see him being a TA for the Defense Against the Dark Arts class.


Saban a wizard? Wizards are tall and calm. Now a warlock, very possible.

And has no one posted any of those goofy college kids playing quiditch? The hell is wrong with you people.
This post was edited on 6/26/12 at 12:37 pm
Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:43 pm to
:eskimobros:
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18151 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 12:46 pm to
You asked for it.... Too funny...



Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter!
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 6/26/12 at 1:03 pm to
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I don't post much any more, but I saw this thread and I feel the need to speak out.



follow your gut instinct
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 1:16 pm to
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You asked for it.... Too funny...


Perfect.
Posted by anothergumper
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 6/26/12 at 1:47 pm to
So that's whats going on here.

Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 6/26/12 at 1:52 pm to
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Gene Chizik and a few more other men at charge at other positions doing witchcraft, casting spells against opposing teams to lose games




How else do explain the greatest coach in modern history blowing a 24 point lead?

I'm not saying witchcraft... but WITCHCRAFT!
Posted by AUFanInSoCal
Orange County
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 6/26/12 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
26692 posts
Posted on 6/26/12 at 3:20 pm to
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Chizik and others are into witchcraft

It's true! They turned me into a newt.

BURN THEM!!
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