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Frick Bama
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:45 pm
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:45 pm
It recently came to my attention that I haven’t been talking nearly enough shite this season. Well I’m changing that now.
I can honestly say that a large portion of the Bama fanbase are some of the dumbest people I’ve ever met.
There are obviously the stereotypical inbred fat rednecks whose IQ is barely high enough to be considered a living organism. These guys have tried every Stouffers microwave meal in history and have body imprints in their armchairs. This makes up roughly 50% of the fanbase. See pictured below:
Next, there are the neckbeards in their early 30s who graduated summa cum lardass at Bama and for some reason are really elitist despite making like 35k a year. They flex the fact that they aren’t total rednecks This makes up 15% of the fanbase. See pictured below:
The next portion of the Bama fanbase is very small, yet possibly worse than the aforementioned two. The middle aged Bama woman. Might’ve looked hot in her 20s. Ugly af now. Mom of 3. Pretends to know football. Says stuff like “I just know we won’t lose. Coach Saban won’t allow it.” or “(Insert team name) is pretty good, but they ain’t Bama!” and thinks she sounds smart. They make up 5% of the fanbase. Pictured below:
Last but not least, we have the Bama frat boys. These little frickers were all raised in Metro ATL and usually come from money. They’ve known nothing but Bama dominance for most of their life so when Bama occasionally drops a game they drown their sorrows in alcohol and beat the shite out of their girlfriends. This makes up 25% of the fanbase. See it pictured below.
The remaining 5% of Bama fans are people like like paperwasp, SummerOfGeorge, viceman, etc. who may not be completely stupid rednecks but are still undoubtedly obese neckbeards. When it comes to the Alabama fanbase, those guys are the pinnacle. Appreciate them.
As for the rest of you inbred fricks, I look forward to the day that Alabama football finally falls off and the bandwagon fans and frat boys realize they are no longer all that. I can’t wait to see their violent, depressive, spiral when they realize that Bama ain’t Bama anymore.
Make no mistake. That day will come. And the fallout will legendary. Until then, I will wait. Saturday is the first step.
frick Bama
Go Dawgs
I can honestly say that a large portion of the Bama fanbase are some of the dumbest people I’ve ever met.
There are obviously the stereotypical inbred fat rednecks whose IQ is barely high enough to be considered a living organism. These guys have tried every Stouffers microwave meal in history and have body imprints in their armchairs. This makes up roughly 50% of the fanbase. See pictured below:
Next, there are the neckbeards in their early 30s who graduated summa cum lardass at Bama and for some reason are really elitist despite making like 35k a year. They flex the fact that they aren’t total rednecks This makes up 15% of the fanbase. See pictured below:
The next portion of the Bama fanbase is very small, yet possibly worse than the aforementioned two. The middle aged Bama woman. Might’ve looked hot in her 20s. Ugly af now. Mom of 3. Pretends to know football. Says stuff like “I just know we won’t lose. Coach Saban won’t allow it.” or “(Insert team name) is pretty good, but they ain’t Bama!” and thinks she sounds smart. They make up 5% of the fanbase. Pictured below:
Last but not least, we have the Bama frat boys. These little frickers were all raised in Metro ATL and usually come from money. They’ve known nothing but Bama dominance for most of their life so when Bama occasionally drops a game they drown their sorrows in alcohol and beat the shite out of their girlfriends. This makes up 25% of the fanbase. See it pictured below.
The remaining 5% of Bama fans are people like like paperwasp, SummerOfGeorge, viceman, etc. who may not be completely stupid rednecks but are still undoubtedly obese neckbeards. When it comes to the Alabama fanbase, those guys are the pinnacle. Appreciate them.
As for the rest of you inbred fricks, I look forward to the day that Alabama football finally falls off and the bandwagon fans and frat boys realize they are no longer all that. I can’t wait to see their violent, depressive, spiral when they realize that Bama ain’t Bama anymore.
Make no mistake. That day will come. And the fallout will legendary. Until then, I will wait. Saturday is the first step.
frick Bama
Go Dawgs
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Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:46 pm to diddlydawg7
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Frick Bama
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:49 pm to diddlydawg7
Too late. This seems kinda lame now.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:49 pm to diddlydawg7
Rebuttal:
All UGA fans and their team
All UGA fans and their team
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:50 pm to diddlydawg7
Cheer picked up your slack this year.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:50 pm to diddlydawg7
Appreciate the effort. Seems forced though. You gotta let this stuff happen organically.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:51 pm to diddlydawg7
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I look forward to the day that Alabama football finally falls off and the bandwagon fans and frat boys realize they are no longer all that. I can’t wait to see their violent, depressive, spiral when they realize that Bama ain’t Bama anymore.
shite, we lived off a Dead Bahr for 30 years we'll live off a Dead SaBahr for like 50
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:53 pm to diddlydawg7
Sort of amateurish. Kind of sad really for a quality program like uga .....
This post was edited on 12/2/21 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:53 pm to diddlydawg7
Pio be nice
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:53 pm to diddlydawg7
I won’t sit here and let you besmirch the culinary delicacy that is a Stouffer’s lasagna. And the family size is just the right portion to fill the Mrs. and me up.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 2:01 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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I won’t sit here and let you besmirch the culinary delicacy that is a Stouffer’s lasagna. And the family size is just the right portion to fill the Mrs. and me up.
Little Krimson and Tyde love Stouffer's.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 2:01 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Krimson and Tyde
Posted on 12/2/21 at 2:03 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Oh is this the part where you pretend that 95% of the Bama fanbase didn’t start being fans in 2011?
Posted on 12/2/21 at 2:10 pm to diddlydawg7
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Oh is this the part where you pretend that 95% of the Bama fanbase didn’t start being fans in 2011?
I'm not very familiar with the size of our fanbase outside of the state of Alabama.
But the old guard is good at narrative adjustment when it's necessary. The 90s and 2000s required flexibility.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 2:13 pm to PaulsBunions
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All UGA fans and their team
Have you ever been bitten by one of those mangy little mutts? Sharp needle like teeth. It hurts!
Posted on 12/2/21 at 2:18 pm to DannyBateman
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Sort of amateurish. Kind of sad really for a quality program like uga .....
Be careful. Don't make us take the gloves off. Because we will. We'll take the gloves off and it will be on two days before the game!
Posted on 12/2/21 at 2:20 pm to diddlydawg7
FACT: Kirby knew that Scott Cochran made Alabana and he ripped him away knowing it would cause the Tide become soft as baby shite.
Just look at what they were with Cochran compared to what they are now.
And the hysterical part is Kirby didn't even need/want him.
He just wanted to cripple Bana - and he did!
Just look at what they were with Cochran compared to what they are now.
And the hysterical part is Kirby didn't even need/want him.
He just wanted to cripple Bana - and he did!
Posted on 12/2/21 at 2:21 pm to elposter
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You gotta let this stuff happen organically.
You want organic?
Posted on 12/2/21 at 2:23 pm to diddlydawg7
Watching cajunbama run, in that first pic, always makes me laugh.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 2:23 pm to diddlydawg7
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still undoubtedly obese neckbeards
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