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Freezus Saves: Vaught-Hemingway Stadium Expansion
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:35 pm
All of this Kyle Field expansion talk reminded me that the crown jewel of football stadiums resides in Oxford, MS.
It is named after the one and only legitimate real-life SEC coaching legend ever and Ernest Hemingway, the best poet of all time.
According to the Belly of the Beast, the latest expansion talks include the following:
I have to be honest. I like it. It should also help with recruiting as 5* after 5* will not only dream of playing under the lights of the Vaught but also under the watchful embrace of Touchdown Freezus.
Hotty toddy, my friends. Hotty toddy.
It is named after the one and only legitimate real-life SEC coaching legend ever and Ernest Hemingway, the best poet of all time.
According to the Belly of the Beast, the latest expansion talks include the following:
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If Hugh Freeze can continue to recruit in the neighborhood of what he and his assistants did this year, then develop that talent into an SEC West soul-harvesting machine, the expansion project for Vaught-Hemingway Stadium will have one small modification:
FREEZUS SAVES, Y'ALL. FREEZUS SAVES.
I have to be honest. I like it. It should also help with recruiting as 5* after 5* will not only dream of playing under the lights of the Vaught but also under the watchful embrace of Touchdown Freezus.
Hotty toddy, my friends. Hotty toddy.
This post was edited on 2/20/13 at 1:50 pm
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Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:37 pm to sorantable
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:37 pm to sorantable
Were yall this excited about Hootie after his first year? Can't remember exactly
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:37 pm to sorantable
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:38 pm to Hubbhogg
We were only excited about Hooty because you Arkansas fans made us so damn angry.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:38 pm to sorantable
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Ernest Hemingway, the best poet of all time.
That's like saying Lebron is the best football player of all time.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:39 pm to Slippery Slope
That's neither here nor there. What matters is holy shite, what a smug motherfricker.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:40 pm to sorantable
What is this hack job belly of the beast blog?
eta: now I'm the Hemingway of poetry
eta: now I'm the Hemingway of poetry
This post was edited on 2/20/13 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:42 pm to sorantable
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All of this Kyle Field expansion talk reminded me
bullshite. You've been working on this post while you've been in banland.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:42 pm to sorantable
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Freezus Saves
But George Nelson withdraws
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:43 pm to sorantable
They need something. Ole Miss was the most underwhelming venue I have ever been too. Not SEC-worthy, imo.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:44 pm to Slippery Slope
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Slippery Slope
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This post was edited on 2/20 at 1:41 pm
Who are you and what have you done with Slope?
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:44 pm to Hubbhogg
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Were yall this excited about Hootie after his first year? Can't remember exactly
Why do ya'll call Nutt hootie?
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:44 pm to sorantable
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Vaught-Hemingway Stadium at Hollingsworth Field is an outdoor athletic stadium located in Oxford, Mississippi. The stadium serves as the home for the University of Mississippi Rebels football team. The stadium is named after Johnny Vaught and Judge William Hemingway
Just for the record... I like your version better
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:46 pm to deltaland
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But George Nelson withdraws
Holy shite. More smug than EH.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:47 pm to sharpSee
I had to point out my sick rhymes.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:48 pm to reggierayreb
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Judge William Hemingway
Biggest MEH ever.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:49 pm to sharpSee
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Who are you and what have you done with Slope?
When you bring someone back from banland, are you positive what you brought back was really Slope? The things that happen to you in banland are unspeakable
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:51 pm to deltaland
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The things that happen to you in banland are unspeakable
I did some pretty sick shite. I became the drunk girl at the bar at the bar. Falling down, busting my face up, bleeding everywhere, and still getting taken home. I'm totally fricking cool.
Posted on 2/20/13 at 1:53 pm to sorantable
Nice Toddy
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