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Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:21 pm
Posted by ChopBlockOclock
Your Head
Member since Jan 2017
800 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:21 pm
Bag them groceries big blue. Swamp
Donkey is going down every aisle and getting all the kroger plus items on sale this week. Colgate Ultra White is buy one get one and McElwain cant miss that.

He left his kroger card in his hotel room in Atlanta while he was seeking his quarters for the SECCG after visiting the shark exhibit at the GA Aquarium. No fear though, he is going to punch in his alternate ID and walk away with the savings.

He and Paul Johnson met at Chops in Atlanta while he was here to discuss blocking and how to make Stoops whine and bitch. If only his Kroger card worked at Chops. He tried to use it but Chops blocked it.

No matter. Florida is about to save $100 today using their alternate ID at Kroger field, earn 100 fuel points, and gas up the victory wagon and head back home 2-0 in division play.
Posted by LegendOfCobb
Athens of the West
Member since Jun 2014
2363 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:26 pm to
Bad.
Posted by ChopBlockOclock
Your Head
Member since Jan 2017
800 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:29 pm to
You are a wake forest fan. STFU and sit down and get in the cart.
Posted by jlnoles79
Member since Jan 2014
12798 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:30 pm to
Posted by KingGator81
Member since Oct 2013
647 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:31 pm to
This is just terrible.
Posted by ChopBlockOclock
Your Head
Member since Jan 2017
800 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:34 pm to
What if I said there were double fuel points?

Kroger field has it all.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:36 pm to
What in the actual frick is this shite?

Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17879 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:42 pm to
You should feel bad for doing this when the chicken tender sub is on sale at publix.
Posted by DoreonthePlains
Auburn, AL
Member since Nov 2013
7436 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:46 pm to
Kroger Field > Bobby Dodd Stadium

Sit down. Shut up.
Posted by LegendOfCobb
Athens of the West
Member since Jun 2014
2363 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:46 pm to
quote:


You are a wake forest fan

I'm a Kentucky fan. I went to wake, so I also like the deacs. No one likes you.
This post was edited on 9/21/17 at 9:48 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29449 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:46 pm to
The Rant needs an enema.
Posted by GuiceTheGreat
Member since Sep 2017
459 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:47 pm to
I...I do not rightfully know. Totally lost me. Bitches be trippin' these days.
This post was edited on 9/21/17 at 9:48 pm
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:51 pm to
You should really go wipe that pearl necklace off your chin. It's bad manners to talk while you're eating.
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
19294 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:53 pm to
Yikes.
Posted by DoreonthePlains
Auburn, AL
Member since Nov 2013
7436 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:05 pm to
For anyone confused, this is our resident Tech mental midget trash talking Kentucky over the fact Kentucky's football stadium is sponsored by Kroger now.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:07 pm to
This. Was. Awful.

You should hang out with the frat boys that made the Irma sign.

Right where North Korea targets us.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:15 pm to
Publix/Florida >>>> Kroger. Except the meat department
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98919 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

Stoops whine and bitch


tGinger really rustled the frick out of you if you're still talking about his media day comments months later. Pussy.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95873 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

Publix/Florida >>>> Kroger. Except the meat department


I don't know man. Kroger has that shite now where you can grocery shop online and an employee gets it and brings it out to your car.

That shits the future for my lazy arse
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:30 pm to
Everyone has that.

I think even jungle jims in Cincy has it now.
This post was edited on 9/21/17 at 10:31 pm
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