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re: Finish this sentence: I wish Nick Saban would _______.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 8:34 pm to auburnphan23
Posted on 5/30/15 at 8:34 pm to auburnphan23
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Yeah his national championship at LSU came against an Oklahoma team that lost their own conference championship game by 40 points instead of playing a team that was actually ranked number one in the human polls
Except Oklahoma was still favored by 6.
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 8:43 pm to ForeverGator
...have not been lured to the NFL.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 8:49 pm to ForeverGator
Fire most of his coaching staff.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 8:49 pm to Korin
I wish nick saban would ... get caught performing oral sex on a Chinese gigolo in a clown costume while a recording of Lee Greenwood's proud to be an American blasts throughout the mid-alabama trailer in which the fellatio is being performed.
That would truly be an unforgettable way for him to end his career.
That would truly be an unforgettable way for him to end his career.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 8:56 pm to ForeverGator
I wish Nick Saban would steal your pc/phone so you can't post anymore.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:04 pm to ForeverGator
Stop losing Sugar Bowls to teams not named LSU.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:21 pm to ForeverGator
come back & coach lsu
Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:33 pm to 949SoCalTiger
24/7 up in the sec ...
Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:39 pm to Korin
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Colt McCoy straight up quit. "Injury" my arse.
Truth. I can just see the conversation with his parents before the game:
"If it looks like your O-line can't protect youh , take yourself out of the game."
Then during the game:
"Oh look, I can't move my arm! Don't worry, I'll be fine for my pro day and the combine"
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:23 pm to ForeverGator
Get a sense of humor .... oh, and quit wearing lifts.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:36 pm to scrooster
Win 3 more rings, and upon receiving his 7th title, pulls out his cock, beheads Emmert, and becomes the Highlander.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:41 pm to ForeverGator
Let me hold a twenty
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:41 pm to CCTider
Lots of homosexuality on this thread....
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:42 pm to ForeverGator
Die
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:43 pm to ForeverGator
Go to sleep
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:55 pm to ForeverGator
Be caught with Lane Kiffin in a homosexual love trist.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 11:24 pm to ForeverGator
stop whoring around
Posted on 5/30/15 at 11:24 pm to ForeverGator
Die from a 5 year long battle with an infected hangnail.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 11:41 pm to ForeverGator
Tell Bama fans what he really thought of them. Trailer-park, cross-eyed, rednecks whose self importance solely depends on how well he can prepare 22 young men to play a game on Saturday.
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