Final Off-Season Shat talk

Tennessee was the last state to join the Confederacy and the first one to leave it. Tennessee was also treated like the “teachers pet” after the war and was the only ex CSA state to not be put in a post war military district. Tennessee is the only ex confederate state without Spanish moss as part of its bio diversity.

Texas is turning purple. Texas is slow to learn and they are followers. They had to be rescued byTennessee boys at the Alamo. Texas am followed the Hogs like a sad sprung ex to the SEC 20 years after we left them. The sips are doing the same thing 30 years later. They have battered wife’s syndrome. Can’t stay away from their daddy Hogs. (Not that we would marry their weird arse)

Mississippi is cool with me. Msu and ole miss fans are good folks.

Mizzou… you border iowa and Illinois. I can’t imagine.

Kentucky. You border Ohio…that’s all that needs to be said.

Louisiana is it’s own thing …they live in swamp huts and wear Spanish moss thongs as they eat deep fried nutria in the moonlight. I’m convinced voodoo is the reason Les miles and O won titles.

Alabama… underated state. Pretty beaches and ok highlands.

Florida. …home of Florida man, rhinestone daisy Duke Jorts on dudes, mopeds, nice beaches, new money with success in all sports but does anybody really care? Do the gators really have any true fans?

S Carolina. We friends. Cool in my book but you are historically horrible in fb and mens bb.

To be continued…. My cousins dog is trying to hump my leg. Gotta stop this now.