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re: Fattest CURRENT coaches in the SEC by the 3 major sports

Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:45 pm to
Posted by Road to 16
Mississippi
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:45 pm to
Maybe he will replace Bert at Arkansas...
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42349 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:47 pm to
How many chins did Bear have?

Or was it a turkey neck?

I forget.
Posted by Road to 16
Mississippi
Member since Feb 2014
823 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:47 pm to
Posted by piggilicious
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37299 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140352 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:58 pm to
Pearl is still fat, yes? He could be the BasketBert.

I'm pretty sure Serrano is BaseBert.
This post was edited on 5/1/14 at 7:59 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46507 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:58 pm to
Except he's actually won a game in the SEC.
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28286 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 8:11 pm to
Didn't Donnan have that double chin thing going on?

Galen Hall was shaped like a beach ball.

Bert takes the cake though.........and eats it, goes back for second's and third's, and washes it down with ice cream.

cuz he's really fat.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42621 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 8:24 pm to
quote:


I'm pretty sure Serrano is BaseBert.



Serrano is definitely round but he'd have to get a lot more sloppy fat in order to be BaseBert.
Posted by AUtigR24
Happy Hour
Member since Apr 2011
19755 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 8:51 pm to
Bert will look like Mangino in 2 years after a stressful unsuccessful term at ARky.
Posted by el gato
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2005
2405 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 9:02 pm to
If Smoke Laval was still the buffet buster, er, make that head coach for LSU baseball...

Posted by GDawg1
Member since Mar 2014
935 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 9:04 pm to
Richt has lost control of Bert's weight.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140352 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 9:04 pm to
Smoke is no phone call returning mofo. eff him

You can have him back.
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41539 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 9:07 pm to
Cal has an excuse. He has a bum hip and is about to get surgery.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140352 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 9:09 pm to
No excuse for a millionaire. He could afford to have a moob reduction surgery.
Posted by TigerTerd
Member since Sep 2010
2659 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 9:10 pm to
Charlie weis as UF offensive coordinator. He takes the cake....

ETA : didn't see current. Oh well
This post was edited on 5/1/14 at 9:11 pm
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140352 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 9:11 pm to
"CURRENT" em effer!
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Little known fact: Mark Mangino actually ate the 2006 Jayhawks' entire starting secondary.


:crickets:
Posted by TigerTerd
Member since Sep 2010
2659 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 9:18 pm to
Dawwww u so kewl
Posted by el gato
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2005
2405 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

Smoke is no phone call returning mofo. eff him


Should have left a message about him winning free pizza for a year.
This post was edited on 5/1/14 at 10:08 pm
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